Comments on: SportsChump.net presents They Said What? featuring Ron Artest, Allen Iverson, Rafael Palmeiro, Bill Plaschke, Andy Roddick and Tiger Woods

By: Chris Humpherys

Chris Humpherys — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:58:13 +0000

Donny C, as a Lakers fan, I would think Henrietta’s torn. I have yet to find a Lakers fan that 100% behind the move.

I’d Brotha E, but we’re still not exactly sure which team or teams he roots for.

By: Donny C

Donny C — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:36:57 +0000

San Juan is the shiznit as usual. You gotta catch me up on the news.. I heard about the Artest deal. Henry has mixed feelings about that…

By: tophatal

tophatal — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:54:24 +0000

Chris

You’ve to remember for Tiger fun is subjecting his peers on the golf course to a proverbial as_s whupping. And if it should happen in any of the majors then he’s even far more happier.

I can’t wait for the British Open to start up at Turnberry Isle , Scotland. I think he’ll be in with a great chance . Just as long as he keeps his tee-shots on the fairway. Other than that he ought to do well.

Alan Parkins

By: tophatal

tophatal — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:50:30 +0000

Chris You've got to remember even the ugly chicks've got to have some lovin' . Some of that actual real tenderoni type of lovin' mind you. Myself, I prefer a chick(athletic in stature and sexually diverse) that'll at least want to have a meaningful conversation afterwards. Not like somethin' like .....' that'll be $50 and you can call me anytime'. This McNair situation is really casting an ugly side and it'll most definitely tarnish his legacy and reputation. As for that moron Skip Bayless believing that he warrants a place in Canton. Let's just say he's been messing around with too much of the household domestic solvents. And low and behold in my native Britain. We've got Bernie Ecclestone singing the praises of Adolf Hitler in saying that "he knew how to get the job done". What a douche_bag the guy is ! Now he's saying as such his remarks were taken out of context ? Alan Parkins

By: Chris Humpherys

Chris Humpherys — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:59:19 +0000

Actually, Al, I would liken Iverson saying he wants to play for the Grizz as telling an ugly girl you really want to be with her because she’s the only one showing any interest.

By: tophatal

tophatal — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 01:33:00 +0000

Say You'll Stay ? Alan Parkins .....

By: tophatal

tophatal — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 01:23:52 +0000

Chris Iverson saying he wants to play for the Grizzlies. Is that like a hot chick saying she'd let you have sex with her just this once 'cause she likes you ? LOL,LOL,LOL !!!! Nothing Ventured Nothing Gained Alan Parkins

By: Chris Humpherys

Chris Humpherys — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:03:48 +0000

Funny that you mention that.

I actually rewrote that sentence. At first it was going to be ‘the first time an NBA athlete has ever uttered those words.’

I would love to play for the Grizz. Can you imagine using that line in a bar? “Hi, my name is Chris and I have two career points in the NBA.”

That’s a can’t miss, brother.

Dude, let’s hit the links soon. You haven’t even seen my pad yet.

By: Mike Carrier

Mike Carrier — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 20:18:42 +0000

Hey come on Sportschump, i would like to play for the Memphis Grizzlies….wouldn’t you? That was classic funny by the way.

By: Chris Humpherys

Chris Humpherys — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 20:00:09 +0000

Next Question!

Speaking of overrated athletes on television, I no longer have HBO, so you’re gonna have to tell me how Hard Knocks with the Cincinnati Bengals is…. if you can bear to watch.

And if I made that much jack, I’d be funnier than Don Rickles.