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		<title>By: Chris Humpherys</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2009/09/09/weekly-sportschumpdate-feat-chris-carpenter-matthew-stafford-melanie-oudin-derek-jeter-sam-bradford-and-the-dangers-of-tequila/1475/comment-page-1/#comment-1968</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 23:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just assumed Favre and Maddon were a package deal.

FAVRE FOR COMMISH!!!</description>
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<p>FAVRE FOR COMMISH!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Chris Humpherys</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 23:17:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t know if you saw ATH today but Cowlishaw was the only panelist ok with the blackouts.</description>
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		<title>By: Alan  Parkins</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alan  Parkins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 22:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;em&gt;  Chris &lt;/em&gt;  


So  Madden  has  been  hired   by  the  NFL  to  provide  Goodell  with   &lt;em&gt;good &amp; wise  counseling  ?&lt;/em&gt;
Any word  as   to  when  they&#039;ll  be   celebrating   &lt;strong&gt;  Brett Favre Day ?  &lt;/strong&gt;  Cause that&#039;ll  be  no   doubt   the   very   first   edict   coming  from the  lips   of  Madden to begin with  !



Alan Parkins</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>  Chris </em>  </p>
<p>So  Madden  has  been  hired   by  the  NFL  to  provide  Goodell  with   <em>good &amp; wise  counseling  ?</em><br />
Any word  as   to  when  they&#8217;ll  be   celebrating   <strong>  Brett Favre Day ?  </strong>  Cause that&#8217;ll  be  no   doubt   the   very   first   edict   coming  from the  lips   of  Madden to begin with  !</p>
<p>Alan Parkins</p>
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		<title>By: Alan  Parkins</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2009/09/09/weekly-sportschumpdate-feat-chris-carpenter-matthew-stafford-melanie-oudin-derek-jeter-sam-bradford-and-the-dangers-of-tequila/1475/comment-page-1/#comment-1965</link>
		<dc:creator>Alan  Parkins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:20:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;em&gt;  Chris   &lt;/em&gt;  

&lt;strong&gt;  If the  Bucs  are  willing  to  up the  ante  then I  might as  be wiling to watch something  else .  If  not I  can  spend  the  time at  home   doin&#039;  an Al  Bundy.  Or  the  girlfriend  can  assist  me  by  acquiescing  to   my  demands  for  more  sex.   I  like spontaneity  but damn  but  not  while  I&#039;m  watching  the  NFL  or UFC .  It  messes  with  my  concentration .  &lt;em&gt;  LOL,LOL,LOL  !!  &lt;/em&gt;



Premier  Bucs&#039;  seat  are   outrageous when  compared  to  the  talent  and  entertainment   at  &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mons_Venus&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;  And at this  moment  in time  I&#039;d  rather listen  to  anything  that  Joe  Redner  has  to  say   rather  than  listening  to  either  Raheem  or   Mark  Dominik.  Redner  is  far  more  coherent  even  if  he   were  inebriated.
And  that&#039;s  a  fact  ,  Jack  !  



Here&#039;s  my  latest   .



&lt;a href=&quot;http://abritishman.wordpress.com/2009/09/10/where-theres-a-will-theres-a-way/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;  Where  There&#039;s  A  Will  There&#039;s  A  Way  ..........&lt;/a&gt;


Alan Parkins  &lt;/strong&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>  Chris   </em>  </p>
<p><strong>  If the  Bucs  are  willing  to  up the  ante  then I  might as  be wiling to watch something  else .  If  not I  can  spend  the  time at  home   doin&#8217;  an Al  Bundy.  Or  the  girlfriend  can  assist  me  by  acquiescing  to   my  demands  for  more  sex.   I  like spontaneity  but damn  but  not  while  I&#8217;m  watching  the  NFL  or UFC .  It  messes  with  my  concentration .  <em>  LOL,LOL,LOL  !!  </em></p>
<p>Premier  Bucs&#8217;  seat  are   outrageous when  compared  to  the  talent  and  entertainment   at  <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mons_Venus" rel="nofollow">  And at this  moment  in time  I&#8217;d  rather listen  to  anything  that  Joe  Redner  has  to  say   rather  than  listening  to  either  Raheem  or   Mark  Dominik.  Redner  is  far  more  coherent  even  if  he   were  inebriated.<br />
And  that&#8217;s  a  fact  ,  Jack  !  </p>
<p>Here&#8217;s  my  latest   .</p>
<p></a><a href="http://abritishman.wordpress.com/2009/09/10/where-theres-a-will-theres-a-way/" rel="nofollow">  Where  There&#8217;s  A  Will  There&#8217;s  A  Way  &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.</a></p>
<p>Alan Parkins  </strong></p>
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		<title>By: Chris Humpherys</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2009/09/09/weekly-sportschumpdate-feat-chris-carpenter-matthew-stafford-melanie-oudin-derek-jeter-sam-bradford-and-the-dangers-of-tequila/1475/comment-page-1/#comment-1962</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Isn&#039;t the Mons cover more expensive?  I know the quality of what&#039;s inside certainly is.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Isn&#8217;t the Mons cover more expensive?  I know the quality of what&#8217;s inside certainly is.</p>
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		<title>By: Chris Humpherys</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2009/09/09/weekly-sportschumpdate-feat-chris-carpenter-matthew-stafford-melanie-oudin-derek-jeter-sam-bradford-and-the-dangers-of-tequila/1475/comment-page-1/#comment-1960</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:12:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Either way, Merriman got locked up.  Damned if he did, damned if he didn&#039;t.

He just needs to realize for future reference he&#039;s twice her size.

So... if Brad and Angelina are Brangelina and Ben and Jennifer are Bennifer, can we now call Shawne and Tequila Shakira?

The hips don&#039;t lie, man.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Either way, Merriman got locked up.  Damned if he did, damned if he didn&#8217;t.</p>
<p>He just needs to realize for future reference he&#8217;s twice her size.</p>
<p>So&#8230; if Brad and Angelina are Brangelina and Ben and Jennifer are Bennifer, can we now call Shawne and Tequila Shakira?</p>
<p>The hips don&#8217;t lie, man.</p>
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		<title>By: Alan  Parkins</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alan  Parkins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:29:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;em&gt;  Chris  &lt;strong&gt;


So  the  Bucs have   &#039;til   1pm    Friday to sell  all their   unsold  tickets  to  avoid  a  blackout  of  Sunday&#039;s   game.   If  they&#039;re   offering  &lt;em&gt;  per  gratis  admission  &lt;/em&gt;   to Mons  Venus .  Then  I  might take them  up  on the  offer. If  not  then  too bad  !



&lt;a href=&quot;http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/sep/10/sp-bucs-name-5-captains-tickets-available/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt; &lt;em&gt;Bucs name  5  captains-tickets    available ......&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;


Courtesy  of tbo.com  ......



Alan  Parkins  &lt;/strong&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>  Chris  <strong></p>
<p>So  the  Bucs have   &#8217;til   1pm    Friday to sell  all their   unsold  tickets  to  avoid  a  blackout  of  Sunday&#8217;s   game.   If  they&#8217;re   offering  <em>  per  gratis  admission  </em>   to Mons  Venus .  Then  I  might take them  up  on the  offer. If  not  then  too bad  !</p>
<p><a href="http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/sep/10/sp-bucs-name-5-captains-tickets-available/" rel="nofollow"> <em>Bucs name  5  captains-tickets    available &#8230;&#8230;</em></a></p>
<p>Courtesy  of tbo.com  &#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>Alan  Parkins  </strong></em></p>
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		<title>By: Alan  Parkins</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alan  Parkins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;em&gt;  Chris  &lt;/em&gt;


&lt;strong&gt; Had Merriman   allowed that  to  have  happened.  Then  he  could   well  have   ended  up  behind bars   had  she   killed  someone.    There&#039;d  have  been a  trail   no   doubt. And   the  &lt;em&gt;  victim  or  victims&lt;/em&gt;   not   only  would&#039;ve   gone  after   Tequila  but  also   Merriman as  well  in  the  terms  of a  civil  suit.



Reality show stars   now   come  &lt;em&gt; a  dime  a  dozen  and   have   nothing  of  importance   to  say  whatsoever  ! &lt;/em&gt;    I   mean   who the  *&amp;%k  are   John  and  Kate   plus   8  ?   That&lt;em&gt;   bi_h   and   her   low   life   ex &lt;/em&gt;,  oughtn&#039;t   to be   out  there    talking  about what  it  takes  to  be  a  parent.  Much   like   Octomom  &lt;em&gt;......LOL,LOL  ,LOL !!! &lt;/em&gt;

I  wonder  what   Dr  Spock   would&#039;ve  made  of   all  three  ?  And  no  I&#039;m   not  talking   about  Spock   from the  Star Trek tv  series .  



Alan  Parkins   &lt;/strong&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>  Chris  </em></p>
<p><strong> Had Merriman   allowed that  to  have  happened.  Then  he  could   well  have   ended  up  behind bars   had  she   killed  someone.    There&#8217;d  have  been a  trail   no   doubt. And   the  <em>  victim  or  victims</em>   not   only  would&#8217;ve   gone  after   Tequila  but  also   Merriman as  well  in  the  terms  of a  civil  suit.</p>
<p>Reality show stars   now   come  <em> a  dime  a  dozen  and   have   nothing  of  importance   to  say  whatsoever  ! </em>    I   mean   who the  *&amp;%k  are   John  and  Kate   plus   8  ?   That<em>   bi_h   and   her   low   life   ex </em>,  oughtn&#8217;t   to be   out  there    talking  about what  it  takes  to  be  a  parent.  Much   like   Octomom  <em>&#8230;&#8230;LOL,LOL  ,LOL !!! </em></p>
<p>I  wonder  what   Dr  Spock   would&#8217;ve  made  of   all  three  ?  And  no  I&#8217;m   not  talking   about  Spock   from the  Star Trek tv  series .  </p>
<p>Alan  Parkins   </strong></p>
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		<title>By: Chris Humpherys</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2009/09/09/weekly-sportschumpdate-feat-chris-carpenter-matthew-stafford-melanie-oudin-derek-jeter-sam-bradford-and-the-dangers-of-tequila/1475/comment-page-1/#comment-1954</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 01:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Devil&#039;s advocate.

Merriman could have let that craziness drive off, wreck his or her car, and possibly been held accountable for her well-being, depending on what exactly what went on in that house.

One thing for sure, Tila Tequila could probably have taken Flavor Flav.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Devil&#8217;s advocate.</p>
<p>Merriman could have let that craziness drive off, wreck his or her car, and possibly been held accountable for her well-being, depending on what exactly what went on in that house.</p>
<p>One thing for sure, Tila Tequila could probably have taken Flavor Flav.</p>
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		<title>By: Alan  Parkins</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alan  Parkins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 21:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;em&gt;  Chris   &lt;/em&gt;  

&lt;strong&gt;

Lamborghini &lt;em&gt; shlamborghini &lt;/em&gt;       all  I  know  is  that   &lt;em&gt;these  two  are   made &lt;/em&gt; for  each other. 


One  way  or  another   this  is just  another  &lt;em&gt;black eye&lt;/em&gt;   for  the  &lt;a href=&quot;http://nfl.com/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;NFL&lt;/a&gt;.

Furthermore  this  isn&#039;t  the  first  time   that  there&#039;s  been a  situation  of  this  nature concerning   &lt;a href=&quot;http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?player?Id=8427&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt; Shawne Merriman &lt;/a&gt; and  a  female.  Need  I  say  anymore  ?





Here&#039;s  my  piece  on   Richard  Seymour  and  the  latest   concerning  the  player,  the  Patriots and  the  Raiders.



&lt;a href=&quot;http://abritishman.wordpress.com/2009/09/09/whats-a-guy-supposed-to-do-do-not-pass-go-do-not-collect-200-afterall-the-nfl-is-definitely-a-business/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;  What&#039;s A  Guy  Supposed  To  .......Do  Not Pass  Go  Do  Not Collect  $200-00  Afterall  The  NFL  Is A  Business  ...............&lt;/a&gt;






Alan  Parkins   &lt;/strong&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>  Chris   </em>  </p>
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<p>Lamborghini <em> shlamborghini </em>       all  I  know  is  that   <em>these  two  are   made </em> for  each other. </p>
<p>One  way  or  another   this  is just  another  <em>black eye</em>   for  the  <a href="http://nfl.com/" rel="nofollow">NFL</a>.</p>
<p>Furthermore  this  isn&#8217;t  the  first  time   that  there&#8217;s  been a  situation  of  this  nature concerning   <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?player?Id=8427" rel="nofollow"> Shawne Merriman </a> and  a  female.  Need  I  say  anymore  ?</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s  my  piece  on   Richard  Seymour  and  the  latest   concerning  the  player,  the  Patriots and  the  Raiders.</p>
<p><a href="http://abritishman.wordpress.com/2009/09/09/whats-a-guy-supposed-to-do-do-not-pass-go-do-not-collect-200-afterall-the-nfl-is-definitely-a-business/" rel="nofollow">  What&#8217;s A  Guy  Supposed  To  &#8230;&#8230;.Do  Not Pass  Go  Do  Not Collect  $200-00  Afterall  The  NFL  Is A  Business  &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;</a></p>
<p>Alan  Parkins   </strong></p>
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