The differences between us and Brett Favre: A top ten listJanuary 18th, 2010 by Chris Humpherys
Brett: So does Brett, but when he changed colors, it upset an entire fan base.
9 ) Us: We all have moments of indecision.
Brett: Favre’s are moments of national security.
8 ) Us: Most of us work longer than we have to.
Brett: Favre works longer than he has to because people want him to.
7 ) Us: We all have aching bones and nagging injuries.
Brett: Favre does too but you’d never know it.
6 ) Us: We’ve all had disagreements with our superiors.
Brett: Favre does too but afterwards they drive him around in a brand new Escalade.
Brett: Favre wears his blue jeans in the yard while tossing a football around with a bunch of people he doesn’t know. Ours also don’t say “Wrangler”on the label.
4 ) Us: Most of us have called in sick from work.
Brett: Favre hasn’t missed a start in twenty years.
3 ) Brett: Was born and raised in southern Mississippi
Us: Most of us are scared to step foot in southern Mississippi
2 ) Us: Most of us watched and mimicked American Idol’s Pants on the Ground skit last week.
Brett: Favre sang it in a room full of 52 naked men then slapped them on the ass.
1 ) Us: We would all like to see the city of New Orleans finally play for a Super Bowl.
Brett: Favre can personally keep that from happening.