Weekly Caption Contest pokes fun at Miami Heat and the Big Three

The highly anticipated Miami Heat experiment is off to a disappointing 6-4 start.  While only a disillusioned few could have expected a perfect season, ten games in, Pat Riley and Erik Spoelstra have found flaws that certain teams (Utah, New Orleans, Boston twice) have been able to exploit.

Fingers are being pointed in every direction… which is exactly what makes this caption contest so ideal.

Seen below, Chris Bosh, LeBron James and Dwayne Wade are doing just that: pointing fingers.

In celebration of Miami’s mediocre start, I hereby present The Big Three caption contest.  This week’s winner will receive their very own copy of Merril Hoge’s “Find A Way,” courtesy of SportsChump.net and Press Box Publicity.

55 thoughts on “Weekly Caption Contest pokes fun at Miami Heat and the Big Three

  1. These guys are only pointing at me, because I made a mistake leaving Cleveland for more money than they can shake a stick at…

  2. Snake, Mony.

    You guys have 100 years of watching basketball between the two of you.

    That’s the best you can do?

    C’mon, boys. Let ’em have it.

    In the words of Mike Singletary… “I WANT WINNAS!”

  3. LBJ: If we should blame anybody let’s blame these two strangers.
    Wade: Nah…who had the ball the most? Lebron! Not Wade!
    Bosh: I cut my hair JUST LIKE HIM!!!

  4. The three stooges working on a new routine before they take their comedy act on the road. The funny thing is that the joke is on the fans.

  5. “Who has two thumbs and is underachieving? THIS GUY… and this guy… and this guy.”

  6. Lets see how ya love em at Playoff time. Every loser who posted will have a win dedicated to them. Ha Haa!

    Heat up, Lakers down while Lebron haters bounce ta this…

  7. SpoBot might be gone unless he grows a pair. Most likely Miami will have to go someone else’s house if they make it to the Finals.

  8. Snake….

    There’s not too many smiles in South Beach so far, huh.

    Your Celtics are friggin’ running away with that Atlantic division. At this rate, they could have that wrapped up in February.

  9. I agree, Reg.

    I’ll have another more analytical piece on the Heat coming up soon. Stay tuned, would love your comments.

    I guess the question… is how much does Riles put up with? Does he give Spo the whole season to work out the kinks?

  10. Hey Chris, From your lips to my higher power’s ears.
    BTW, what’s lost in all this “big 3” Heat talk is that they keep saying that its going to take time to gel together. I seem to remember that the Celtics big 3 seemed to come together from day 1. As I’ve maintained, the Heat can’t beat a team with a high quality point guard. I’m really looking forward to the Heat-Cavs game.

  11. Two things on that, Snake.

    First of all, those guys (Pierce, KG, Allen) were all veterans who hadn’t won anything yet. The desire to win was there and had been burning for years.

    Second, they all played different positions… and while at first glance, it appears Wade, James and Bosh play 2, 3 and 4, their games are considerably more similar than Pierce, Allen and Garnett.

    Uh… Celtics also had a better and proven coach.

  12. The best caption is:
    Power forward? $14.5 million.
    Small forward? $14.5 million.
    Guard? $14 million.
    Watching the Big Three struggle? Priceless.
    Great job Kevin

  13. Jim Grey: What would you guys do if you were in Delonte’s predicament with the lovely Gloria James?

    Lebron: Both these guys would’ve done the same thing to my mom.

    Wade: I can do what I want now that I’m single!

    Bosh: I’d just be the third wheel while Wade tackled that.

  14. It’s your turn to bomb tonight. (CB)
    No, it’s your turn, I bombed last night. (WW)
    Nah, it’s both your turns. I never bomb. (LBJ)

  15. Haha, I think some of Al’s thoughts have seeped in over the past year and a half 🙂

    I was going to go with a THIS guy caption, but it was already done earlier in the comments…

  16. As a virile, young (matter of opinion) male, Chap, I’ve always felt nudity had it’s time and place.

    Which is why I frequent Al’s sports website(s) for all my soft porn.

    God bless him.

  17. ‘OK folks you caught me in a lie I did say that I’d prefer to see my mom involved with Chris and Dwyane . But it’s not like she’s not done this sort of thing before ‘.

    tophatal ……….. 🙂

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