Royal Wedding caption contest

My sincerest apologies for not having submitted anything thought-provoking in a while.  Working twenty-eight out of the last thirty-one days has limited my post time, but not my commitment.  All work and no play makes SportsChump a dull boy.

But now I’m back with a vengeance… and a caption contest.  And I’m in a giving mood.

Between the NBA playoffs, NFL lockout and podcasts I haven’t yet promoted (stay tuned!), we haven’t had the chance to talk royalty.  British royalty.  More specifically, headgear.

Below, for your perusal, we have a picture of Princess Beatrice, taken at the Royal Wedding earlier this month.  For the festivities, the Princess wore a hat that make those at the Kentucky Derby look tame.

So here’s what I want.  Whoever can make me laugh the loudest will win their very own, official, N.W.A.-style SportsChump ball cap.  I should warn you, they’re very popular with the ladies.

Enter as many times as you like but there can only be one winner.  All entries must be received by June 5th.  Come up with the most hysterical entry and you too will take your place among SportsChump royalty.

41 thoughts on “Royal Wedding caption contest

  1. Borat… Funny.

    I was just telling Mrs Flowers that the hat looked like a uvula, thinking that a uvula was a part of the female anatomy.

    She told me that I was confusing that with vulva.

    But at least we’re on the same page.

    I like where your head’s at.

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  3. From her+hat a BJ on steriods with 8 holes now that would be a royal surprise

    or

    Now that would make a ringer worth 5pts esp. if thrown while she was still wearing it……..lol

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  5. How do you wear one of these hats? I mean how does it stand up?

    The queen must have paid good money to see it…

  6. Alright, readers.

    I have a submission from a reader who prefers to remain incognito for his entry is a little risque.

    One word: HANDLEBARS!!!

    Nice work, sir.

    Never let it be said that SportsChump.net doesn’t do its best to protect the identity of its subscribers.

  7. The best thing about this hat is now I can pick up SportsChump podcasts in my fillings.

  8. Aer…

    Very nicely done. Tying in technology and the Chump.

    I never knew the Princess was a fan. I’m flattered.

    I wonder who she likes in the Dallas-Miami series.

  9. Speaking of Moscow, J-Dub, I look forward to talking some hockey with you tomorrow.

    We’ll see if you’re good enough to convince me to watch the upcoming Stanley Cup Finals after my team got bounced.

  10. Chris

    I seriously doubt that Arnold would know what an IUD is for much less pronounce the word. He’d probably be like Bush (Dubya) and think it a weapon of mass destruction as in an IED .

    Pity ’bout the Lightning going down the way that they did . Solid run they’ll be back next season .

    tophatal …………

  11. I’m too sexy for this church, too sexy for this church, so sexy it HURTS!

  12. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner, who prefers to remain nameless.

    Congratulations, handlebars. Wear your cap with pride and be sure to spread the SportsChump gospel wherever it is that you live.

    I know where, but I’m not allowed to say.

    What’s your secret identity, Batman?

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