It’s obvious to anyone who’s ever laid eyes upon San Francisco Giants reliever Brian Wilson that he clearly marches to the beat of a different drummer.
Say what you will about the guy, when healthy, he is one of the game’s most dominant closers, largely responsible for bringing the first ever World Series to San Francisco in 2010.
Whether his act is genuine, shtick or somewhere in between, Wilson‘s image consultant makes Dennis Rodman’s look tame by comparison. Wait, Wilson does have an image consultant, doesn’t he?
Seen below, Wilson attended last Wednesday’s ESPYs in Los Angeles alongside Sasquatch, the mascot for Jack Links beef jerky. Why are we not surprised?
So, to celebrate all that hair, I thought I’d host a caption contest in Wilson’s honor. The winner of this week’s contest will receive one disposable razor, some shampoo and a free stick of beef jerky.