This week’s caption contest celebrates love, Stephen Curry and wedding pictures gone awryMarch 7th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys
I’ve been to plenty of weddings in my day.
I’ve bartended ‘em, been the best man at one and yes, even cursed out the brother of the groom at another, but that’s a story for another time.
Even though weddings are intended to be a celebration of love (until they inevitably end in divorce) I generally don’t like going to them. While the free food and open bar tend to ease the pain, unmarried men such as I tremble the moment the deejay announces that stupid, catch-the-garter thing, which is invariably followed by an uncomfortable silence when the garter hits the floor and every liquored-up, bachelor in the room sprints for the doorway.
But even that awkwardness doesn’t hold a candle to one NBA star’s wedding photo, recently uncovered by Sports Pickle.
Golden State Warriors two-guard and shooting sensation, Stephen Curry, is in love and good for him. Far be it from me to talk a multi-millionaire, professional athlete out of marriage at the ripe, young age of 24. To each his own.
However, one of Stephen’s groomsmen probably should have warned him against posing for this photo for fear of any future repercussions, aka caption contests.
That’s right, readers. This week, we celebrate love, exciting and new. The reader who can come up with the most creative caption below will win one garter (slightly used), a handful of rice (not boiled) and a lifetime of hypothetical, marital bliss.