Remember during last year’s NBA playoffs when one of the networks interviewed Dwyane Wade’s fashion consultant? She went on to tell us that her job was to plan the all-star’s pre- and post-game outfits for each of Miami’s post-season games. We scoffed at the idea, like we all couldn’t use a fashion consultant and an iron every time we leave the house.
Well, apparently Robert Griffin III and Philip Rivers could use one as well. They both make enough money at their day jobs but since neither was blessed with any sort of fashion sense, perhaps a outfitting consultant is the next best thing. That way we can avoid these sort of embarrassing caption contests in the future.
Seen below we have the sad, sad tale of two NFL quarterbacks.
Second year Redskins quarterback RGIII is captured below wearing a Santana-like shirt of many colors for all to see. Oye com va! Here’s hoping he only wore it once–if there were odds on a site like SportsBettingOnline.ag, I can only hope they’d be in favor of it never being seen in public again. And after Sunday’s road playoff victory, a giddy Philip Rivers rocked this sparkly rhinestone bolo, complete with blazer and plaid shirt. I think I saw both these outfits on my latest trip to Goodwill.
My dearest properly dressed readers, your task should you choose to accept it, is to leave two entries in the comments section below, one for each photo. One combined caption could win this thing if it’s good enough. He (or she) with the most creative entry shall receive a SportsChump t-shirt which, as any fashion consultant would tell you, is acceptable to wear in any social setting.