Well, that was a riveting Super Bowl. Not! If you feel bad about not being entertained, consider the fact that the most watched program in US television history was even more of a downer for Colorado residents and those bearing the last name of Manning.
Things were so bad that for the first Super Bowl Sunday in years, a record number of Americans actually made it to work on time the following day. Not surprising since Super Bust XLVIII was over from the initial hut.
Can you say blowout? I knew that you could.
What most expected to be a competitive football game turned out to be a rout.
While the lackluster contest kept most of us frequenting the cheese dip more often than we cared to, at least we had Twitter to keep us entertained. With the Denver Broncos failing to show up, or at least Seattle making it look that way, those with a Twitter account had a field day bashing what was supposed to be one of the most accomplished offenses in NFL history.
Without further ado, here are some of the most entertaining Tweets from the final football game of the season.
Ugh, If there is one thing I really want to see on Super Bowl Sunday, it’s Bill O’Reilly interrupting Obama and long debates about Obamacare
DAMN O’REILLY I JUST ASKED YOU TO BRING ONION DIP
#superbowlprediction two teams will play some sort of sport, one will probably play better than the other.
#SuperBowlPrediction Troy Aikman finally has enough and strangles Joe Buck with his mic cable.
Richard Sherman gets another masters degree by the end of the game but this time from Harvard #SuperBowlPredictions
#SuperbowlPrediction Kam Chancellor is arrested and charged with murder for the death of Wes Welker
If Queen Latifah doesn’t gay marry the #Broncos defensive line, tonight will be a wasted opportunity.
Jenn said “Patrick Swayze sure is looking old”. That’s Kurt Russell sweetie. #SuperBowlXLVIII
Hey, why’s that lady riding Sarah Jessica Parker onto the field?
Over/under on Namath’s blood alcohol content?
Joe Namath’s coat was originally owned by a pimp named Juice Johnson.
Better coin toss in history: Ref hearing Bettis wrong or Namath tossing without a call?? I love football!!
I HAD SAFETY ON THE FIRST PLAY IN VEGAS !!!!!!!!!! 1mm to 1.. $20mm BABY. #Unbelievable
Mark Cuban BETTER be jokin. Or I hate my life.
5-0 might not seem like big lead for Seahawks, but Mariners haven’t enjoyed such an advantage since 2001.
Joe Namath’s coat just bit two people.
I’m pretty sure that Muhammad Ali could beat Arnold Schwarzenegger in ping-pong
Peyton Manning: The Real Duck Dynasty
Peyton Manning is really pissed he agreed to let Eli play the first quarter.
If only the Broncos still had Tim Tebow, they’d be able to answer with PRIEST MODE!
I just caught a vendor-thrown hot dog; am now leading the Broncos in key offensive categories.
I know Chili Peppers are halftime performers but the Broncos shouldn’t have taken “Give It Away, Give It Away Now” so literally.
Who’s legacy is taking a bigger beating tonight??? Peyton Manning’s or Arnold Schwarzenegger’s? #SB48
Broncos seriously need someone to turn the electricity off.
Oh Manning, well you came and you gave without taking. And I sent you away Oh Manning. #SuperBowlXLVIII #SuperBowl
FCC requires Bruno Mars to put pasties over nipples, just in case.
Bruno Mars time. Maybe this will be competitive
Broncos tell Tim Tebow to drop those puppies and haul ass to New York.
They got any other musical acts they can bring out?
The ground hog wasn’t predicting the arrival of spring, rather, when the Broncos offense will appear.
Peyton Manning’s Next Endorsement is “Ikea”: Adored by white people, held together by screws, and collapses after six months of use.
Tonight’s ads perfectly capture tonight’s Broncos performance.
For the regular season, the Seahawks paid Percy Harvin $362,500 for each play he was on the field. Probably don’t care now.
At least the Puppy Bowl was competitive.
Peyton Manning could really use an inspirational tweet from Russell Wilson right now.
Use the promo code PEYTON when ordering a Papa Johns pizza & when it’s delivered to your house, a Seattle DB will take it from you & eat it.
Good news, America! With Floyd Mayweather losing $10 mil on the Broncos, maybe this means we’ll finally get to see him fight Manny Pacquiao
If only the Broncos had Googled “what time does the Super Bowl start”
You can’t spell Losing Super Bowl Quarterback without “UT.”
“Peyton sure does play better in Citrus Bowls than he does in Super Bowls, amirite?” Steve Spurrier, somewhere
I blame the Broncos for playing so poorly that I actually have to talk to the people at this Super Bowl party.
Peyton Manning set a Super Bowl record with 33 pass completions. That’s awkward.
Seahawks Bobby Wagner, “We loved hearing about the Denver offense, because we knew after the game, we’d hear all about the Seattle defense.”
Do they shoot off the extra blue/orange confetti when they hand out the Broncos Super Bowl Champs shirts to third world kids?
Seahawks are now scratched off the list of teams who have never won the Superbowl.
The day after David Stern retires, Seattle wins a championship.
Warren Sapp thinks this Michael Strahan interview sucks.
Everybody said playing a #Superbowl in a cold, winter city would be a disaster………they were right.
I feel bad for Peyton. I feel worse for the 46-year-old mustachioed drunk guy with the plastic horse on his head.
Erin Andrews: “He’s on crutches? THANK GOD!”
One day, not too long from now, Malcolm Smith will be the answer to a difficult trivia question about who was MVP of #SuperBowl 48.
GAME DAY! What? It was yesterday? Damnit.
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