Poor Warren Sapp. The former Tampa Bay Buccaneer/NFL analyst and recently imprisoned Hall of Famer just made himself a bad, bad call. Sapp was arrested early Monday morning on charges of soliciting and assaulting a prostitute.
Silly Warren. You should know by now that only current NFL players are allowed to get away with that sort of behavior.
Sapp was in Arizona for the Super Bowl this weekend, with his girlfriend, and for some reason decided it might be wise to get involved in a little extra-curricular activity after the ball game. Memo to Warren: masturbation is your friend.
Several reports corroborated that guests of the hotel where Sapp was staying, or at least where he chose to host various ladies of the evening, heard some rustling coming from outside their door. Now imagine you’re a sports fan, fortunate enough to be spending a glorious weekend in Phoenix for the Super Bowl, and you open your hotel room door to find Warren Sapp in the hallway standing over a bruised prostitute.
How surprised would you be? Logically, you’d have to figure that’s one of the least unlikely things you’re bound to experience on Super Bowl weekend, right?
Welcome to the thrill ride that is the NFL, ladies and gentlemen. As if the game wasn’t exciting enough.
Needless to say, Twitter had themselves another field day at Sapp’s expense.
Enjoy the read. And as you can see, if you’re on Twitter, you should consider giving these guys a follow.
So I know this joke that begins O.J. Simpson, Lawrence Taylor and Warren Sapp all walk into the NFL Hall of Fame…
Warren Sapp hasn’t been this embarrassed since he put on a Raiders jersey.
So the NFL capped off a year marred by domestic violence… …with a game ending melee, and Warren Sapp arrested for assaulting a hooker.
Did Warren Sapp not see that Super Bowl commercial about violence against women?
Warren Sapp solicited a prostitute on the night of the Super Bowl? Still not the worst decision made that night
Warren Sapp has been arrested for soliciting a prostitute. The news here being that Warren Sapp has enough money to solicit a prostitute.
This would be a good time for Warren Sapp to consider blaming it on a head injury.
The lesson learned from Warren Sapp and Greg Anthony is men with money in their 40’s would rather just pay for the pussy.
I guess Warren Sapp is morally bankrupt too! #zing
Warren Sapp solicits more prostitutes by 7 a.m. than most people do all day.
Warren Sapp was picking up prostitutes while I was driving to work this morning.
If you’re having a bad day you should stop, take a deep breath, and repeat after me “At least I’m not Warren Sapp” #YoureWelcome