Ronda Rousey is a bad woman. Think about it. She would literally kick the shit out of you, me and pretty much every one we know in a matter of minutes.
My stepbrother complains that I don’t write about MMA enough… so here goes.
Just let it be known that she is, to date, the baddest woman this planet has seen this side of Rosa Parks and my mom.
In her fight last night, Rousey took on previously undefeated Cat Zingano. The fight lasted fourteen seconds. It was the quickest defeat in UFC Championship history. In fact, Rousey’s last three bouts have lasted a total of 96 seconds.
Like I said, bad ass. Plus she ain’t bad to look at either.
As we geeks are prone to do when major events hit the airwaves, Tweeters took to internet to express their thoughts in 140 characters or less. To celebrate Rousey’s fourteen second victory, here are fourteen of the more entertaining tweets that went viral shortly after the fight began.
It took me longer to write this tweet than it took for Rousey to defend a UFC belt….
How awesome would it be to see Ronda Rousey kick the shit out of the entire set of Expendables 3? Or at least just Liam Neeson?
I did the math. At her current rate, it would take Ronda Rousey 138.5 years to kick every ass in America.
Crazy that Ronda Rousey fight is an entire Instagram clip.
“Ronda Rousey’s fight lasted 14 seconds, the same time the Raiders last on average/year before being eliminated from the playoffs”
BREAKING: Ronda #Rousey opens as a modest -250 over Jesus Christ.
When Ronda Rousey was born the Doctor slapped her on the ass and she broke his arm.#UFC184
Ronda Rousey = Alabama
Cat Zingano = Notre Dame
Do I have that about right?
Me: honey what do you want for dinner?
Ronda Rousey: steak
Me: but honey we don’t ha-
Ronda Rousey: I said steak
Me: I’ll be back in 10
If I were married to Ronda Rousey, I can honestly 100% guarantee that I would never leave the toilet seat up…
Rousey takes another poor females arm home to add to her collection
With Gonzaga’s struggles tonight maybe Ronda Rousey should be the fourth #1 seed.
Ronda Rousey wins fights in less time than it takes Mickey Rourke to change expressions.
Ronda Rousey fights like a girl. Which is why I don’t hit women.