Cmon Duke Fans, Which R are you filled with?

A not-so-great man once gave me the best advice of my life. He told me, “the number one killer of old people is retirement.” His point at the time was simple. If you want to be the best at something….you have to beat the best. That’s not just a Ric Flair tagline, it’s true. Okay, his bigger point was that you have to have a goal or you die….but that’s for another article.

coach k netsSo, we now turn this theory to Duke fans. Duke has now won five titles, been in sixteen Final Fours, and has won more conference championships than I’ve had girls (caution: low bar to clear). But to have a story like Kentucky, where they’ve run rampant over the entire country, only to stumble short of being the villain in the movie’s climax. Even if you win the title after that….isn’t it tainted?

So, with Kentucky out of the way, and pickpocketing Wisconsin en route to the title….which R are Duke fans filled with? Relief, that they didn’t have to contend with the juggernaut? Or regret, that they weren’t the ones to knock them off their perch in the finale?

Picture the year the Patriots finished the regular season unbeaten. Would it have made as good a story if they had lost in the AFC Championship? Of course not. The beauty of the story was the Giants taking them down at the last minute.

So what other monster teams have tripped up before the final, depriving us all of a proper upset to end the season?

1971 Boston Bruins

The Bruins of 71, led by Bobby Orr, blew everyone away. They not only led the league in scoring, they scored more than 100 more than the second-highest scoring team. But then they tripped up in the first round of the playoffs, and Montreal went on to take home the Stanley Cup.

1976 Pittsburgh Steelers

28 points given up over nine games. 11 Pro Bowlers. Back-to-back Super Bowl winners. Possibly the best defense in NFL History, depending on who you want to believe. Then they got their asses kicked by Oakland in the AFC Championship.

1993 Notre Dame

Insert your favorite joke about Catholic hubris here. After taking down the undefeated Seminoles and paving their way to the National Championship against Nebraska, Notre Dame’s Fighting Rudys got gobsmacked by Boston College. At least they had the temerity to lose in time for 10 year old Doctor Milhouse to watch WWF’s Wrestling Challenge that night.

2004 USA Basketball

The USA Men’s basketball team in the Athens Olympics. Good lord. A disaster area that jobbed out like Barry Horowitz to Argentina in the semi-finals.

2006 Brazil Soccer

The Germany World Cup in 2006 was supposed to be Brazil’s farewell party. Ronaldo was destined to lead his friends to back-to-back World Cups and retire in grace. Instead, they lost out to France in the semi-finals, and now Ronaldo is known only for his penchant for transsexual prostitutes.

Leave some of your favorite teams to never make the finals in the comments.

3 thoughts on “Cmon Duke Fans, Which R are you filled with?

  1. Growing up a Red Sox fan, back in 2004 I talked to my uncle, also a Red Sox fan.

    At that point, I obviously feared the Yankees. After all, why wouldn’t I? We had only lost to them in every game that mattered that I had ever watched. But my uncle calmly stated “To be the best, you had to beat the best.”

    Aside from exorcising 86 year old demons, coming back from a 3-1 deficit to beat the Yankees in the ALCS made that eventual World Series victory all the more sweet.

    Here’s one that might not make the list as the Eagles weren’t that great but they were supposed to face off against the Steelers in the last Super Bowl that was played in Tampa, making it an all Pennsylvania Bowl but alas they lost to the Cardinals, who ended up losing the bowl. Eagles fans should be used to that by now.

    Or heck, you can even go back to last year. Packers fans swear they were better than the Seahawks. Unfortunately for them, the scoreboard at the end of the game disagreed.

    Oh wait, I have an even better one. What about the year the Vikings went 15-1 only to lose to the Falcons in the NFC Championship Game? Robert Smith, Randall Cunningham, Cris Carter and a young Randy Moss. That’s the one I’m going with… for now.

    Great question, Doc. I’ll have to think of a few more.

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