I told Mother of SportsChump lately that my foot was hurting. Being the loving, caring supermom that she is, she brought me a care package full of goodies.
Said care package included fresh fruit (not clinically proven to cure foot aches), new flip flops (aka fancy, formal Florida footwear) and a jar of some sort of space age, foot balm.
Since the brand name Penetrex has been stuck in my head ever since she handed me the bottle, a brand name I can never un-see, I thought I’d host a little slogan contest in its honor. Sure the name is a little ahem, intrusive but perhaps the right slogan can have this product flying off the shelves.
The reader who can best come up with an all-new Penetrex slogan will receive a lifetime supply of herbal cream, a trendy applicator at no extra charge and my sincerest blessings that they’ll never have to use either.