Eight and a half years ago, our former president, a black man, rolled up his sleeves and filled out his March Madness brackets on ESPN for all to see. Many were taken aback, wondering a) who the hell cares whether Continue reading
I sat watching football games Week One of the NFL season on the only networks that would broadcast them. That’s because that Sunday was not your ordinary Sunday. There was a storm a-comin’ and it was a doozy. Hurricane Irma Continue reading
“Honesty is such a lonely word.” – Billy Joel I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I’ve never bet on baseball. I cannot tell a lie, I did chop down that cherry tree. Blatant mistruths have been Continue reading
The Cleveland Indians have won 21 straight baseball games. That’s a new Major League record, which is pretty impressive considering the sport, for better or for worse, has been around since anyone reading this website has been alive. That’s right, Continue reading
This is how my week has gone so far. I guess I shouldn’t complain but I’m going to anyway. Sunday night, with Texas A&M holding a seemingly insurmountable, 34-point lead with four minutes left to play in the third quarter, Continue reading
Let’s speak hypothetically for a moment. Let’s pretend this event that’s about to unfold didn’t actually happen. I mean, because it didn’t. It couldn’t possibly have. Let’s pretend for one second that on college football’s opening Saturday that a theoretical Continue reading
Sports fans, please forgive me. It’s been nearly a year since my last Chumpservations. So, without further ado, let’s get this reunion started, shall we? Making sense of the unicycle I was driving home from the supermarket the other evening Continue reading
I hope you all are ready for another one of those I’m-an-old-fart-comma-technology-has-totally-passed-me-by type of posts… because here it comes. When I was in college (way) back in the day, my old roommate and I used to steal cable. Cox Communications Continue reading
It finally went down. Months after the NBA season ended, in the aftermath of Cleveland losing to Golden State, rumors had surfaced that Cavaliers’ superstars Kyrie Irving and LeBron James could not coexist. Kyrie wanted out. He had gone to Continue reading
There’s a conservative joke that goes as follows. What do you have when you have two liberals talking about sports? Two too many liberals. Okay, so there’s no such joke but there probably should be. As you all know, SportsChump Continue reading