I recently celebrated a birthday. Somewhat surprisingly Johnny Manziel did not attend the festivities. Apparently he didn’t get the memo. There was once a time where many of us reveled in the opportunity to meet famous people. Some of us Continue reading
Let’s suspend reality for a brief moment. Let’s pretend we live in an indecent world with no rules or boundaries, you know, the kind of world in which Ray Rice and so many other professional football players live. It’s a Continue reading
You guys know how much I like a good caption contest. I feel they bring out the creativity, and quite often perversion, in all of us. My most recent caption contest featured one of the oddest pairings we’d seen in Continue reading
Phony I came home the other morning to find a phone book sitting on my front door step. They’ve gotten considerably smaller over the years. I grew up in New York City. Back then, we had three separate phone books Continue reading
I’ve worked in the bar industry for quite some time. Every once in a while, one drunken sot at the bar takes offense to the way another drunken sot at the bar is looking at him and shit goes down. Continue reading
As a highly successful sports website (in my own mind, at least), I am frequently bombarded with offers from advertisers, contributors, hyper-linkers, book distributors and a wide range of others wanting to promote their product in this construct we call Continue reading
Remember the old joke about the guy who walks into the doctor’s office and says “Hey, Doc. It hurts when I do this,” only to have the doctor advise him to simply stop doing it? Apparently, Darrelle Revis isn’t familiar Continue reading
Welcome to my nth, official rant about boxing. There’s sure to be more in the future so stay tuned.
“I’ve got two tickets to paradise” -Eddie Money
“To all the girls I’ve loved before, who’ve traveled in and out my door.” Julio Iglesias and Willie Nelson Fasten your seatbelts, readers. I’m about to get tasteless.