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The Chump gets old and procreates? Say it ain’t so!

June 17th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys

Iron ManI took my mother to see Iron Man III a few weeks ago.  It was her birthday and she’s always had a soft spot in her heart for superhero movies, probably because I collected comic books as a kid.

For those of you who haven’t had the pleasure of meeting my mother, she’s the kind of woman who doesn’t like to be fussed over.  She prefers to do the fussing.  Read the rest of this entry »

The tenuous tenure of an NBA head coach

June 13th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys

SpoelstraGregg Popovich became the head coach of the San Antonio Spurs in 1996.  Doc Rivers began coaching the Celtics in ‘04.  Erik Spoelsta started his tenure with the Miami Heat in 2008, five years ago.  That makes Spoelstra the third most tenured coach in the NBA. Read the rest of this entry »

Book Review: 18 in America by Dylan Dethier

June 11th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys

dylan dethier 18 in americaBefore I proceed with my review of Dylan Dethier’s 18 in America, let me first say that two things will piss you off about this book. Read the rest of this entry »

A SportsChump original screenplay: A Rough In The Diamond : Act One, Scene One

June 6th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys

52260941MLB_ACR030150011Setting: A dimly lit, smoke-filled room.  A scrawny, grey-haired, spectacled gentleman sits at his desk, contemplating retirement while tapping his loafers on the Plasticine that protects his plush, office carpet from the rolling wheels of his chair. Read the rest of this entry »

Things I would never buy, Vol. 1: Spinach and kale potato chips

June 3rd, 2013 by Chris Humpherys

I was shopping at my local Publix the other afternoon.  (For those of you living outside the Southeastern United States, Publix is the supermarket of choice for most Floridians.)  As will happen to me every so often, I had a hankering for one of their delicious, submarine sandwiches. Read the rest of this entry »

Defending the flop revisited

May 31st, 2013 by Chris Humpherys

“Some guys have been doing it for years, just trying to get an advantage.  Any way you can get an advantage over the opponent to help your team win, so be it.” Read the rest of this entry »

For the sake of argument

May 28th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys

umpire callA runner slides into second base.  A call is made.  The runner is punched out, but in all actuality, he is safe.  The inning is over, the rally ends.  The manager sprints out to argue, incensed and adamant that the umpire blew the call.  He did… but what’s the point, really? Read the rest of this entry »

Tiger, Sergio, fried chicken and misplaced racism

May 24th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys

“You pat him on the back and say congratulations and enjoy it and tell him not to serve fried chicken next year. Got it? Or collard greens or whatever the hell they serve.” Read the rest of this entry »

Donald Chump’s “You’re Fired!” Volume One

May 20th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys

The Apprentice Season 3I not so proudly present the first in what will most likely, and rather unfortunately, be an ongoing series I like to call “Donald Chump’s You’re Fired!” Read the rest of this entry »

Tiger versus Sergio: A great sports rivalry revisited

May 15th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys

“I’m not going to lie.  He’s not my favorite guy to play with.”

-Sergio Garcia Read the rest of this entry »