Tiger’s back?

Tiger's back

Tiger Woods has pulled out of this year’s Masters, an event he has won four times and the most coveted and prestigious championship in all of professional golf. At 38 years old, we don’t know how long it will take Continue reading

Chumpservations, Vol. 30: Phone books, sneaker pimps, oddball gratuities and the world’s most famous Heimlich

chumpservations new height

Phony I came home the other morning to find a phone book sitting on my front door step.  They’ve gotten considerably smaller over the years. I grew up in New York City.  Back then, we had three separate phone books Continue reading

The Top Five Most Famous Sports Penises of All-Time

NFL tight end Kellen Winslow was recently caught masturbating in his Escalade in the middle of a Target parking lot.  And I thought I was excited about the playoffs!