Hulk Hogan inserts wrestling boot even further into mouth

Hulked

Accountability. It’s amazing how few of us refuse to accept it. In the latest episode of Hulk Hogan’s sinking ship of a career, we find a whimpering, bleach blonde, bandana-wearing icon begging for our forgiveness yet still refusing to take Continue reading

What if?

what if

What if Ronda Rousey fought Floyd Mayweather… and won? What if a member already in Baseball’s Hall of Fame admitted to using steroids regularly to get an edge? What if Joe Maddon wins a World Series with the Cubs? What Continue reading

SportsChump enters karaoke competition, wows crowd, gets robbed.

karaoke singer

Karaoke is a sport. Okay, okay, so karaoke isn’t a sport but karaoke competitions are by their very nature – and the second word of the phrase – a competition. Over the years, we’ve argued about what constitutes a sport Continue reading

NFL quarterbacks: Still crazy after all these years

Smiles RGIII Smiles

“They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious and spooky.  They’re all together ooky.” -   Addams Family theme song 32 men. That’s it. Only 32 men out of several hundred million that live in this country get to be the starting quarterback Continue reading

Twitter and the Republican Presidential debate

Candidates

Next year, we here in the United States will be voting in a new President.  Whether you like him or not, President Barack Obama’s two terms as Commander-in-Chief will be over.  The Democratic Party likely has their next candidate in Continue reading

Be careful ordering ringside dinner the next time you’re at a Izu Ogonuh fight (video)

Izu Quarrie

I’ve seen some knockouts in my day but what I saw the other evening, and what you’re about to witness right now, might just take the cake. I wouldn’t necessarily say I’m a student of the game but I’ve watched Continue reading

SportsChump embraces his inner geek at Comic Con

SportsChump at Comic Con

Growing up, I had a pretty substantial collection of both comic books and baseball cards.  What can I say?  I was a geek.  Past tense, of course.  I even had my own collection of Dungeons and Dragons dice. I mean, Continue reading

Place your bets, place your bets! SportsChump sets odds on the next ESPN personality to be suspended

Disney ABC

I’ve never been able to work at a place where I couldn’t say “fuck.”  Don’t get me wrong.  In the board room, such language is clearly inappropriate… unless the CEO says it first.  It’s not like I can’t control my Continue reading

De’Andre strikes: One night out that changed everything

Night out

“Nothing good ever happens after midnight” -Herm Edwards “I’m not saying he should have killed her… but I understand.” -Chris Rock on OJ Simpson, Ron and Nicole Wow! God bless the world of sports for relentlessly providing us with never-ending Continue reading

My newest bestie: A follow-up to Because Hockey

Lightning organ

There’s a scene in “The Cable Guy” where the needy, clingy and downright frightening Jim Carrey tries to secure his fledgling friendship with the far more subdued Matthew Broderick.  It is at that moment that Broderick tells Carrey he “just Continue reading