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		<title>Tales from the Hard Rock, Vols. 1 and 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 22:06:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post goes to show that lightning can strike twice… if you’re lucky enough. Months ago, I was going to write a feel-good story about friendship, gambling and how SportsChump finally got the better end of a woman scorned.  (Hey, it only took 43 years, right?) My birthday fell back in July.  I was blessed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SportsChump takes his talents to South Beach</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2011/06/30/sportschump-takes-his-talents-to-south-beach/6706/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 19:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My sincerest apologies for neglecting my SportsChumpian duties lately, but if I told you that within two days time I shook hands with Reggie Bush, was fondled by an eight-foot python, hit the links with a rabbi, put on a karaoke rendition of “Sex Machine” inspirational enough to warrant a Rastafarian embrace and had a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Impersonating Real Life: Elvis, Lady Gaga, the Beastie Boys and sports</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2011/04/22/impersonating-real-life-elvis-lady-gaga-the-beastie-boys-and-sports/6227/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 11:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My week seeing Elvis, Lady Gaga and Beastie Boys impersonators]]></description>
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		<title>Interpreting blackjack hands, Vol. 1: Splitting fives</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2011/02/18/interpreting-blackjack-hands-vol-1-splitting-fives/5723/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 14:02:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To split or not to split fives in blackjack: That is the question]]></description>
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		<title>A Day at the Races: Another unsuccessful betting excursion at Tampa Bay Downs</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2011/01/04/a-day-at-the-races-another-unsuccessful-betting-excursion-at-tampa-bay-downs/5356/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2011 13:42:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ll be the first to admit I don’t know a lick about horseracing, which is a shame considering I come from a long line of gamblers.  I’ve always held my own at jai-alai, poker, sportsbook and the dogs but the big win at the horse track has always eluded me. So when a buddy invited [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Memorable moments of 2010: The SportsChump Year in Review</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2010/12/31/memorable-moments-of-2010-the-sportschump-year-in-review/5310/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 13:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The final days of 2010 are upon us, which means that SportsChump has completed its first full calendar year.  Thanks to all who have come and gone and ahem… come again. SportsChump first went viral in April, 2008 which means we’re rapidly approaching our terrible twos.  Consider that fair warning. Since the year is coming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The night I knocked out Brock Lesnar and other tall tales from the weekend in sports</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2010/10/27/the-night-i-knocked-out-brock-lesnar-and-other-tall-tales-from-the-weekend-in-sports/4782/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2010 13:31:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Saturday, I traveled to Gainesville to witness the marital vows of an old poker buddy, so before we even start talking about sports, I’d like to extend my most sincere and heartfelt congratulations to Damion 2.0 and his beautiful bride.  Thanks for one blast of a weekend… and once again, you’re welcome for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poker night at the synagogue: A study in unmenschlike activity</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2010/02/22/poker-night-at-the-synagogue-a-study-in-unmenschlike-activity/3045/</link>
		<comments>http://sportschump.net/2010/02/22/poker-night-at-the-synagogue-a-study-in-unmenschlike-activity/3045/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:04:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I played in a charity poker event last week, believe it or not, at the same temple where I had my Bar mitzvah so many years ago. Nothing like pocket tens and torahs to brighten up an evening. Before I took my seat, I wondered how the big man upstairs felt about a bunch of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My second mom</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2010/02/01/my-second-mom/2872/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 04:47:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warning. This is not a post about sports. It is, but it’s not. What you are about to read is not a breakdown of the upcoming Super Bowl XLIV, a spring training preview, a mid-season NBA review or a Tiger Woods where for art thou piece. This is a post about love, life, family and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Presenting the 2009 McChumpies: The best and worst of the year in sports</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2009/12/25/presenting-the-2009-mcchumpies-the-best-and-worst-of-the-year-in-sports/2544/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 02:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After seeing Tiger Woods win AP Athlete of the Decade in light of his recent controversy and seeing Serena Williams win the AP Female Athlete of the Year with images of her berating a line judge still fresh in our minds, I thought to myself, why not have my own awards ceremony. After all, my [...]]]></description>
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