The SportsChump Summer Concert Series, Part II: The Remembrance Files

Summer Concert Series

It’s summertime and there’s really not all that much to talk about.  Nobody gives a shit about baseball.  A guy knifing his own jersey is the biggest story of the season.  The Olympics are approaching but the USA Basketball team Continue reading

Why Stephen Curry is bad for basketball

Steph Shoots

Stephen Curry is bad for basketball?  I must be on the wrong website. Clearly SportsChump has lost his mind.  Didn’t he spend his hard-earned money going to see Curry play in Orlando last season?  Weren’t these latest NBA Finals, which Continue reading

Real life instant replay and the sadness that makes it necessary

night light camera

Last Sunday was different in America. I woke up late to a thundering rainstorm.  That wasn’t what made it different.  Inclement weather is a daily occurrence here in the Florida summertime, raindrops falling quasi-symbolically to cool us from the unbearable Continue reading

Steven Stamkos and the Lightning off-season

Stammer

I have a hockey sensei.  You know him as Dr. Milhouse. We didn’t talk much hockey/Lightning playoffs on the website this post-season because a) I was busy slinging drinks nightly to a thousand thirsty, rabid Lightning fans (love you guys!) Continue reading