Donald Chump’s “You’re Fired!” Volume One
May 20th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys
I not so proudly present the first in what will most likely, and rather unfortunately, be an ongoing series I like to call “Donald Chump’s You’re Fired!” Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Basketball Housewives, Chad Johnson, Chad Ochocinco, Cincinnati Bengals, Donald Chump, Donald Trump, Evelyn Lozada, VH1
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And the winner of our second annual NBA Predict the Future Contest is…
May 6th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys
All good things must come to an end. That includes my second annual NBA Predict the Future contest. Once again, this year’s results came down to the wire with us, in the end, declaring a brand new champion. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Brooklyn Nets, Carmelo Anthony, Cleveland Cavaliers, Damian Lillard, David Lee, Derrick Rose, Greivis Vasquez, Kevin Durant, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Los Angeles Clippers, Los Angeles Lakers, Miami Heat, Mike Brown, NBA, Orlando Magic, Rajon Rondo, Reggie Evans
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When relatives Scrabble: One man’s quest to become a Master of the Tiles
May 1st, 2013 by Chris Humpherys
Competitive Scrabbling is serious business. If you don’t believe me, I suggest you check out one of their traveling tournaments. Read the rest of this entry »
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The throwing of the golf club: An exercise in tamed aggression
April 18th, 2013 by Chris HumpherysI’m a brat.
I’m a 44 going on 45-year old man but still, I’m a brat. Or at least I have brattish tendencies. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Brandt Snedeker, Jack Daniels, Tiger Woods
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Confronting my phobias with video… or how Grind TV reminds us it’s still not safe to go back in the water
April 15th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys
There are few things that scare the shit out of me. Sharks and snakes are among them. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Family Feud, Grind TV, Isaac Brumaghim, Jaws
Posted in Featured, Life of Sports Chump, Screen | 21 Comments »
Round Two Recap/Round Three Pick ‘em: The Madness Continues
April 2nd, 2013 by Chris Humpherys
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Wait, it’s a… pig? Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Bobby Knight, Louisville, March Madness, Michigan Wolverines, Syracuse, Wichita State Shockers
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Great moments in golf history: Tiger says “fuck” then wins Bay Hill
March 27th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys
Golf is a four-letter word. So is fuck. When I’m on the golf course, those four-letter words go hand in hand as often as “Jack,” “Coke” and “FORE!” It’s the nature of the beast. This weekend, Tiger Woods showed us again why no one, not even the world’s greatest golfer, is immune to a little hissy fit. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Arnold Palmer, Bay Hill, George Carlin, John McEnroe, PGA, Quentin Tarantino, Sesame Street, Tiger Woods
Posted in Featured, Life of Sports Chump, Screen, The Tee Box | 46 Comments »
a) Did you just talk to me about boxing and b) if so, why?
March 12th, 2013 by Chris HumpherysWelcome to my nth, official rant about boxing. There’s sure to be more in the future so stay tuned. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Andre Ward, Evander Holyfield, Floyd Mayweather, Lennox Lewis, Leon Spinks, Mike Tyson, Muhammad Ali, Riddick Bowe
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A Tale of Two Van Gundys
February 27th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys
It’s funny how things work out sometimes.
One minute, things are going grand. Life is a blur, wins are coming a dime a dozen, you’re coaching a roster full of future Hall of Famers and the next moment… you’re GONE. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Dwight Howard, Jeff Van Gundy, Miami Heat, NBA, Orlando Magic, Pat Riley, Stan Van Gundy
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Brushes with Sports Greatness, Vol. 5: Jerry Buss
February 21st, 2013 by Chris Humpherys“The NBA has lost a visionary owner whose influence on our league is incalculable.”
-David Stern
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Tags: George Steinbrenner, Hank Steinbrenner, Hugh Hefner, Jerry Buss, Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers, Magic Johnson, Playboy Mansion, Tampa Bay Rays
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