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		<title>Carmelo Anthony, the New York Knicks and whether chuckers win championships: A statistical analysis</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2012/05/21/carmelo-anthony-the-new-york-knicks-and-whether-chuckers-win-championships-a-statistical-analysis/9158/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 08:53:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fibbs walked into the bar that afternoon, his orange Knicks cap tilted backwards, gold chain around his neck and Amare Stoudemire jersey (sans cast) worn proudly.  He had been drinking all day and was smiling, giddy almost.  After all, why wouldn’t he be?  His Knickerbockers had just won their first playoff game in eleven years, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And down the stretch they come:  Your NBA contest standings</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 18:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And then there were eight:  Clippers, Lakers, Heat, Pacers, Spurs, Thunder, Celtics and Sixers. Since the season is coming to a close, the time has come to look back on our pre-season picks, and either congratulate or ridicule those of us who knew what we were talking about, and those who didn’t have a clue. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Leading a debt-free existence</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2012/05/14/leading-a-debt-free-existence/9111/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 18:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I shed a tear as I wrote the last check. Pay to the order of Discover $817.35. This feeling has been a LONG time coming, twenty or so years, the culmination of balance after transferred balance after transferred balance. Today, I celebrate, for at 43 years old, I am officially debt-free.  Don’t get me wrong.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What if?  The solo hole-in-one scenario</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2012/05/07/what-if-the-solo-hole-in-one-scenario/9073/</link>
		<comments>http://sportschump.net/2012/05/07/what-if-the-solo-hole-in-one-scenario/9073/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 17:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve been hitting the links a little more regularly these days.  The weather here in the Sunshine State is beautiful, courses are abundant and greens fees are incredibly reasonable.  Clubhouses are practically giving the golf away. Ever since I returned from Augusta National, I’ve been feeling it, consistently hovering around bogey golf, shooting 89, 96 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blindsided by Quinton Aaron</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 14:21:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You guys remember that movie The Blind Side?  A film based not too loosely on the book by Michael Lewis and the life story of Baltimore Raven offensive lineman, Michael Oher?  Blind Side won Sandra Bullock her first Academy Award and marked the big-time, acting debut of Quinton Aaron, who played Oher. Well, you guys [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>36</slash:comments>
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		<title>SportsChump and Kid Sheraton talk Ozzie Guillen, family and freedom of speech</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2012/04/18/sportschump-and-kid-sheraton-talk-ozzie-guillen-family-and-freedom-of-speech/8951/</link>
		<comments>http://sportschump.net/2012/04/18/sportschump-and-kid-sheraton-talk-ozzie-guillen-family-and-freedom-of-speech/8951/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 12:40:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen’s recent comments about Fidel Castro caused quite a stir. In case you hadn’t heard, in a recent Time Magazine interview, Venezuelan-born Ozzie Guillen, new manager of the Miami Marlins, was asked his feelings on Fidel Castro.  Little did Time know the shitstorm that question would create.  After Guillen said he admired Castro, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coaches Gone Wild: The unfortunate cases of Gregg Williams, Bobby Petrino and Stan Van Gundy</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2012/04/16/coaches-gone-wild-the-unfortunate-cases-of-gregg-williams-bobby-petrino-and-stan-van-gundy/8937/</link>
		<comments>http://sportschump.net/2012/04/16/coaches-gone-wild-the-unfortunate-cases-of-gregg-williams-bobby-petrino-and-stan-van-gundy/8937/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 17:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What in the world is going on with coaches these days? You remember coaches, don’t you?  Those guys in the funny-looking, gym shorts with a whistle around their neck when you were little?  They placed your baseball on a tee, taught you how to catch a football or properly shoot a jump shot.  The guys [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sports Snobbery, Episode 1: A fan talks Tiger’s recent win streak</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2012/04/11/sports-snobbery-episode-1-a-fan-talks-tiger%e2%80%99s-recent-win-streak/8922/</link>
		<comments>http://sportschump.net/2012/04/11/sports-snobbery-episode-1-a-fan-talks-tiger%e2%80%99s-recent-win-streak/8922/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“You’re totally elitist. You feel like the unappreciated scholars, so you shit on people who know lesser than you.” Nick Hornby, High Fidelity &#160; &#160; The following is the inaugural piece in a series I’m going to call Sports Snobbery. Sports Snobbery was inspired by the asinine things I overhear people say when trying to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My journey to Augusta, Part Four: The course, of course and a pictorial</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2012/04/09/my-journey-to-augusta-part-four-the-course-of-course-and-a-pictorial/8842/</link>
		<comments>http://sportschump.net/2012/04/09/my-journey-to-augusta-part-four-the-course-of-course-and-a-pictorial/8842/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 17:59:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The drive from Charlotte to Augusta, Georgia takes about three hours. First take I-77 South for about an hour and a half, until you hit Columbia, South Carolina.  Then take 20 West for another hour and change until arriving in Augusta.  Three hours. Of course, the trip could take longer if you get a late [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My journey to Augusta, Part Three: Bourbon, bogies and unibrows</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2012/04/05/my-journey-to-augusta-vol-3-bourbon-bogies-and-unibrows/8812/</link>
		<comments>http://sportschump.net/2012/04/05/my-journey-to-augusta-vol-3-bourbon-bogies-and-unibrows/8812/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 01:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now for more on Kansas-Kentucky. After a long day of golf and bourbon-drinking, the details of which I’ll return to shortly, Liar North, Mrs. Liar North and I all went to a local, Charlotte sports bar to watch what everyone outside of Kansas felt was a foregone conclusion: Kentucky winning a national championship. The poor [...]]]></description>
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