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Posts Tagged ‘Bud Selig’

Attacking the supply side: Curt Schilling exposes new twist to baseball’s PED scandal

February 8th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys

Curt Schilling is a lightning rod.  You either love him or you hate him. Read the rest of this entry »

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They Said What, Vol. 5 starring the (second) greatest wide receiver ever, more alleged drug use in sports and the potential reemergence of JaMarcus Russell and Allen Iverson

January 30th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys

So Randy Moss thinks he’s the best wide receiver ever to play in the NFL.  Read the rest of this entry »

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If the NHL cancelled its season, would anybody notice?

November 26th, 2012 by Chris Humpherys

“Stupid is as stupid does”

 -  Forrest Gump

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Making sense out of nothing at all: The Melky Cabrera quandary and the ongoing hypocrisy of Major League Baseball

August 21st, 2012 by Chris Humpherys

“I don’t care anymore”

-Phil Collins

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Chumpservations, Vol. 26, Independence Day Edition: Roger Good, Rays Bad, Drew, DiMuro, Dimes and Dogs

July 6th, 2012 by Chris Humpherys

GOOD NEWS FOR CRAPPY football teams nationwide!  Read the rest of this entry »

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Ripping paper/laughing baby: A metaphor for modern sports

March 30th, 2012 by Chris Humpherys

Aside from being possibly the cutest thing you’ve ever seen on the internet, it occurred to me that the following video serves as the perfect metaphor for sports today. Read the rest of this entry »

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SportsChump not so proudly presents the Danica Patrick Chart of Ever-Increasing Annoyance

March 5th, 2012 by Chris Humpherys

Some people just drive me batty.  I like to consider myself a pretty patient person but as I get a little longer in the tooth, I’m finding out there’s a lot more crap I won’t tolerate… and a lot of people that just annoy me. Read the rest of this entry »

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Juan Pablo Montoya wrecks at Daytona caption contest

February 29th, 2012 by Chris Humpherys

It’s been a while since I’ve challenged your collective creativity with a caption contest but after a rainy Monday in Daytona, Juan Pablo Montoya’s run-in with 200 gallons of jet fuel gave me all the motivation I needed. Read the rest of this entry »

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The mishandled Ryan Braun drug test and the hypocrisy of Major League Baseball

February 24th, 2012 by Chris Humpherys

Major League Baseball is a joke.

Okay, now that I’ve got that off my chest, let me repeat myself. Read the rest of this entry »

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SportsChump 2011 Year in Review

December 29th, 2011 by Chris Humpherys

I had so much fun with this project last year that I figured I’d duplicate the effort for 2011.  Besides, it gives my newer readers a look back at 365 days of my ranting and raving. Read the rest of this entry »

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