Nothing says gangsta more than sharing a warm embrace with a stuffed purple dinosaur after a heartbreaking loss. What am I talking about, you ask? Obviously you haven’t been keeping up with the times. Canadian-born, Grammy award-winning rapper Drake is Continue reading
You guys know how much I like a good caption contest. I feel they bring out the creativity, and quite often perversion, in all of us. My most recent caption contest featured one of the oddest pairings we’d seen in Continue reading
Professional athletes do the strangest things. They also wear the strangest things.
The other night in Houston, one man put his face in the butt of another and didn’t even have the decency to do it in the privacy of his own home. This time around, there were 25,000 fans there to Continue reading
Very few men have ever won a PGA Championship. Even fewer have grabbed their wife’s ass for millions to see immediately after doing so. Suddenly, Jason Dufner has become my new favorite golfer.
Old guys spend a lot of their time naked. If you’ve ever visited a South Florida nursing home or your local YMCA, you’d know that.
We haven’t had a good, poke some fun, caption contest in a while so since we’re in the midst of the NBA playoffs where we regularly see fake-spectacled, fashion statements gone awry, I figured what better way to celebrate the Continue reading
There are fans and there are fans. And then there’s wearing a mascot outfit to an NCAA tournament game for millions to see. Hi, mom, please send money. I blew the last hundred you sent me on this cool costume, Continue reading
I’ve been to plenty of weddings in my day. I’ve bartended ‘em, been the best man at one and yes, even cursed out the brother of the groom at another, but that’s a story for another time.