Sports fans, please forgive me. It’s been nearly a year since my last Chumpservations. So, without further ado, let’s get this reunion started, shall we? Making sense of the unicycle I was driving home from the supermarket the other evening Continue reading
Phony I came home the other morning to find a phone book sitting on my front door step. They’ve gotten considerably smaller over the years. I grew up in New York City. Back then, we had three separate phone books Continue reading
Remember the old joke about the guy who walks into the doctor’s office and says “Hey, Doc. It hurts when I do this,” only to have the doctor advise him to simply stop doing it? Apparently, Darrelle Revis isn’t familiar Continue reading
Apparently some of us are having a tough time keeping our clothes on these days.
Shacked up I guess because of that one time I went to Radio Shack a year and a half ago,
Hello, Friend Am I the only one creeped out by Brighthouse Network’s newest ad campaign? At first, they were kitschy, mysterious. A lone woman, riding slowly up an escalator or a guy on his fishing boat in the middle of Continue reading
Please forgive me. It’s been months since my last Chumpservations, so here goes nothing…
I consider myself to be a fairly competent person. I know my limitations, that there are certain things I can and cannot do. For example, I can’t hang a ceiling fan. In fact, I can’t really fix anything. But I Continue reading
The Golden Goose I have a buddy who’s a vodka drinker. Grey Goose, two limes, light on the tonic.
What do spam, Barry Bonds, Spencer Whipple, parallel parking and “The Fighter” all have in common? They’re all on my mind, that’s what. Continue reading