The meaningless, yet oh so meaningful, mop-up minutes
February 14th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys“Put me in, coach. I’m ready to play today.”
- John Fogerty
Family Guy rips University of Florida
January 22nd, 2013 by Chris HumpherysSeth MacFarlane has never been one for holding back. Family Guy, his crowning achievement, is not only the greatest adult cartoon to bless television’s airwaves over its 11 seasons and 200 episodes, the program has successfully managed to offend every race, creed and culture in the process. Read the rest of this entry »
Hail or Rail Scale VI: Jadeveon Clowney, Ray Lewis, the Florida Gators and who else but the Los Angeles Lakers
January 8th, 2013 by Chris HumpherysWe haven’t had a good Hail or Rail Scale in a while so here goes nothing… Read the rest of this entry »
Florida Gators to play for a national championship in two easy steps: So you’re saying there’s a chance
November 22nd, 2012 by Chris Humpherys
Watch me as I rile up Gator fans. This should be pretty easy considering I’m one of them and we’re a rather excitable bunch.
Gator faithful, you can still win yourselves a national championship! Read the rest of this entry »
One Florida fan’s experience with the new SEC
September 28th, 2012 by Chris Humpherys
Harry Balzac has been rooting for the Gators ever since Galen Hall patrolled the sidelines and some kid from Pensacola, Florida named Emmitt was chewing up the Astroturf (yes, Astroturf) at Florida Field. Read the rest of this entry »
Once again, Nick Saban tells it like it is
September 6th, 2012 by Chris Humpherys
This is hard for me to say considering I’m a Gator alum but Nick Saban is, without a doubt, the man. Read the rest of this entry »
College Football National Championship Pick Em Contest
July 2nd, 2012 by Chris HumpherysSuddenly, I’ve found myself in a generous mood. Consider it Christmas in July. Since I can’t buy all my readers a drink at my local watering hole, which would certainly dent my wallet knowing some of you, I thought I’d offer up another contest. Read the rest of this entry »
Croshere and SportsChump talk bloody marys, Pulp Fiction references, Jesse Jackson impressions, shoestring french fries and the highs and lows of March Madness
March 26th, 2012 by Chris HumpherysAs most of you regular readers know, every so often, I’ll check in with Croshere, my Las Vegas correspondent. Read the rest of this entry »
Two great quarterbacking minds plot to rid the world of Tim Tebow: Another work of complete and total fiction
March 21st, 2012 by Chris Humpherys
“Peeeeeeyton!”
“Johnnnnnny!!! Or should I say… boss?”
The two Hall of Fame quarterbacks embraced then sat down to dinner to finalize their plot to rid Denver of a quarterback who had become inexplicably more popular than them. Read the rest of this entry »
Passing Fancy: College Basketball’s career assist leaders and another record that will never be broken
February 17th, 2012 by Chris Humpherys
Since I subscribe to various, sports-related e-mail groups, including University of Florida basketball, I recently discovered that Erving Walker, the diminutive point guard from Brooklyn, New York, became the Gators’ all-time assist leader, breaking Ronnie Montgomery’s previous record of 503. Read the rest of this entry »
