Six surefire ways to fix the Orlando Magic
February 1st, 2012 by Chris Humpherys“I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!”
-Peter Finch as Howard Beale in Network
That’s it. I’m fed up!
I have been a die-hard Orlando Magic fan for years, supporting the team through thick and thin… but these days, even I have seen enough. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Amal McCaskill, Amway, Boston Celtics, Brandon Bass, Brian Evans, Brooks Thompson, Carlos Boozer, Chicago Bulls, Chris Duhon, David Vaughn, Deron Williams, Doc Rivers, Dwight Howard, Geert Hammink, Gene Hackman, Gilbert Arenas, Glen Davis, Hedo Turkoglu, Hoosiers, Jameer Nelson, Jason Richardson, Joakim Noah, Johnny Taylor, Larry Hughes, Luol Deng, NBA, New Jersey Nets, Orlando Magic, Otis Smith, Quentin Richardson, Rodney Dent, Stan Van Gundy, Stephen A Smith, Walt Disney
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How soon until a return to greatness: A Florida Gator basketball preview for 2011-2012
November 22nd, 2011 by Chris Humpherys
It’s been a while since I’ve written a Gator basketball preview. There’s good reason for that. To be perfectly blunt, over the past few years, the University of Florida’s basketball program has been relatively irrelevant. By comparison, from 2005-2007, the school outfitted one of the most dominant teams college basketball had ever seen. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Al Horford, Billy Donovan, Bradley Beal, College Basketball, Corey Brewer, Erik Murphy, Erving Walker, Florida Gators, Joakim Noah, Kenny Boynton, Patric Young
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The courtship of Kobe Bryant: Breaking up is hard to do
October 6th, 2011 by Chris Humpherys
We’ve all been there.
We’ve all had partners in our past where, over time, the relationship ran its course due to arguing, bickering and the inability to see eye to eye. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Brandon Marshall, David Stern, Deron Williams, Joakim Noah, Joe Bryant, Kenyon Martin, Kobe Bryant, Lottomatica Roma, Milwaukee Brewers, NBA, NBA Lockout, New Jersey Nets, Portland Trailblazers, Rudy Fernandez, Tony Parker, Virtus Bologna
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Eastern Conference Playoffs Preview: The Running of the Bulls, Scorching Heat and one big, old Leprechaun
April 15th, 2011 by Chris HumpherysAs some of you may recall, at the beginning of this NBA season, I suggested that only three teams (Boston, Los Angeles, Miami) had a realistic shot of winning a title and that if you found someone to take the field while giving you those three teams, you should bet the house. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Amare Stoudemire, Atlanta Hawks, Boston Celtics, Brandon Bass, Carlos Boozer, Carmelo Anthony, Chicago Bulls, Danny Ainge, Danny Granger, Derrick Rose, Doug Collins, Dwight Howard, Dwyane Wade, Erik Spoelstra, Gilbert Arenas, Hedo Turkoglu, Indiana Pacers, Jason Richardson, Joakim Noah, Joe Johnson, Josh Smith, Kendrick Perkins, Kevin Garnett, LeBron James, Los Angeles Lakers, Miami Heat, NBA, New York Knicks, Orlando Magic, Paul Pierce, Philadelphia 76ers, San Antonio Spurs, Shaquille O'Neal
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Chumpservations, Vol. 11: Jon Gruden’s QB Camp, an NBA Playoffs update and would you trade for Ben Roethlisberger?
April 24th, 2010 by Chris HumpherysChuckie Strikes Back Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Atlanta Hawks, Ben Roethlisberger, Chauncey Billups, CJ Spiller, Colt McCoy, Denver Nuggets, Dirk Nowitzki, ESPN, Herm Edwards, Jermaine O'Neal, Jimmy Clausen, Joakim Noah, Jon Gruden, Josh McDaniels, Kevin Durant, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Michael Vick, NBA, NBA Playoffs, NFL, NFL Draft, Oklahoma City Thunder, Orlando Magic, Pat Riley, Pau Gasol, Pittsburgh Steelers, Pointer Sisters, Ryan Leaf, Sam Bradford, St Louis Rams, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tim Duncan, Tim Tebow, Tom Brady, Tony Pike
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Leading a Tebow-less existence: The challenge that lay in front of Urban Meyer
February 12th, 2010 by Chris HumpherysI have a picture of my uncle and me when I was about 15 years old. I’m wearing a Gator shirt in the photograph. My uncle Rosco attended the University of Florida well before me and had given me the shirt as a gift. At that point, campus life in Gainesville was still years away. I was much more focused on more important things in life, like how to properly unsnap a bra.
Twenty-five years later, not much has changed. I’m still wearing Gator shirts and most of my time is spent trying to finagle my way around a bra strap.
Over that same twenty-five years, however, Gainesville has changed in leaps and bounds. A school that had nary a conference championship in either football or basketball now boasts five national and twelve conference championships. They became the first school ever to hold football and basketball titles simultaneously. It was as if championships grew on trees.
But things might never be this good again in Gainesville. How could they possibly? After two championships in four years, they have a football coach who’s health is in question, a golden boy gone and nearly an entire defense drafted. The cupboard isn’t exactly bare but what’s left inside is certainly inexperienced.
For those of you who have never visited Hogtown, football is a religion. It’s no different from any other college town that lives and breathes football like Columbus or Tuscaloosa or Austin… except the weather is considerably better.
Next season, however, marks a new beginning. The winningest senior class in SEC history has bid the Swamp a fond farewell. Gone are Riley Cooper, Jermaine Cunningham, Dustin Doe, David Nelson, Brandon James, Brandon Spikes, Ryan Stamper and of course Tim Tebow. Juniors Joe Haden and Carlos Dunlap have also declared for the draft and are both projected first rounders. Nobody knows what will happen with Urban Meyer, his health a primary concern.
Meyer shocked Gator Nation not long ago when he made his health issues public and abruptly announced his retirement. Offensive Coordinator Steve Addazio was named interim head coach, for a minute, until Urban unretired. He has now vowed to be on the sidelines this spring, but the 2010-11 season might just be his biggest coaching challenge yet.
A short time ago, Billy Donovan won back-to-back national championships in Gainesville. The athletes he recruited, Al Horford, Joakim Noah and Corey Brewer, were recently voted the college basketball team of the decade by ESPN. But Donovan’s recent recruits have yet to win a tournament game. Staying on top is no easy task.
Similarly, between 1993 and 1996, Florida won four consecutive conference and one national championship. but only one after Danny Wuerffel left. Spurrier could never recover from the loss of his Heisman trophy winner and Wuerffel was no Tim Tebow. Hence the challenge that lay in front of Urban Meyer.
Despite reports of a record recruiting class, including landing 17 of ESPN’s top 100 prospects, Tim Tebow was one of the greatest college football players ever. In many ways, he transcended the sport. Don’t believe me? There’s currently more talk about where he’ll be drafted than there is discussion about the consensus number one pick, Ndamukong Suh. Duplicating Tebow’s success won’t be easy. The shadow larger than it’s ever been.
Of course the challenge of starting from scratch pales in comparison to getting Urban’s health right, but both tasks seem monumental. Alabama won a national championship and show no signs of slowing down under head coach Nick Saban. SEC football is not for the weak of heart, no pun intended.
College football chews up coaches and spits them out. With the pressure to win and win now, long tenured coaches like Joe Paterno, Frank Beamer and Bobby Bowden are a thing of the past. Even Bowden was forced out of the stadium that bears his name.
Which brings us back to Urban Meyer.
Amid such stout competition, can he rebuild another national championship essentially from scratch? Can he make household names out of Ronald Powell, Dominique Easley, Matt Elam and Johnathan Dowling as he did with Tebow, Percy Harvin and Brandon Spikes?
If anyone can, it’s probably Meyer. Despite a whirlwind January, Meyer still managed to woo a record recruiting class to Gainesville. While that’s no guarantee of success, it’s a good start. Suddenly things might not be that bad after all. We’ll see what happens when the school takes its first Tebow-less snap.
Tags: Al Horford, Billy Donovan, Brandon Spikes, Danny Wuerffel, Dominique Easley, Florida Gators, Joakim Noah, Matt Elam, Percy Harvin, Ronald Powell, Steve Spurrier, Tim Tebow, Urban Meyer
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