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		<title>Ripping paper/laughing baby: A metaphor for modern sports</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 14:16:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aside from being possibly the cutest thing you’ve ever seen on the internet, it occurred to me that the following video serves as the perfect metaphor for sports today. Here’s why. Follow closely, people, as I demonstrate how the simple ripping of a piece of paper and the hysterically laughing baby that ensues, represent all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two great quarterbacking minds plot to rid the world of Tim Tebow: Another work of complete and total fiction</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2012/03/21/two-great-quarterbacking-minds-plot-to-rid-the-world-of-tim-tebow-another-work-of-complete-and-total-fiction/8720/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 22:54:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Peeeeeeyton!” “Johnnnnnny!!!  Or should I say… boss?” The two Hall of Fame quarterbacks embraced then sat down to dinner to finalize their plot to rid Denver of a quarterback who had become inexplicably more popular than them. The waiter at Shula’s steakhouse prepped the dinner table around them, his hands shaking nervously as he refilled [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Heisman Trophy winners or runners-up: Who made the better pros?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 18:18:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A buddy and I were recently discussing past Heisman Trophy winners.  After all, it is that time of year. As we all know, bringing home the most coveted, individual award in college athletics doesn’t necessarily guarantee success in the NFL. Sure, last year’s recipient, Cam Newton, is having a breakout season but the twelve winners [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Sunday afternoon of texting leads to potential podcast revival</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 08:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every once in a while, I’ve been known to plop down at a local saloon, watch some random sporting event and text my buddy Croshere (whose secret identity may soon be revealed pending podcast).  I’ll giggle and snort out loud, knowing that if I were to pass the phone to the stranger beside me, or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Understanding our obsession with quarterbacks</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 21:10:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There sure has been a lot of talk about quarterbacks these days.  In Minnesota, Donovan McNabb is out, Christian Ponder is in. In Washington, Rex Grossman is out, John Beck is in.  In Oakland, Jason Campbell is hurt, Carson Palmer is in.  And then of course, there’s Tim Tebow. There’s also Aaron Rodgers and Tom [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your New Look Buccaneers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 20:06:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend texted me the other night.  I was playing poker at my local house game while tipping back a few.  His text read simply  “Cutler a Buc!!!”   I read the text with mixed emotions.  The Jay Cutler sweepstakes were still in full effect at that point.  At first, a wave of excitement rushed [...]]]></description>
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