Presenting… Your NBA Lockout Caption Contest
July 1st, 2011 by Chris HumpherysI miss basketball season.
It was a season that began with LeBron hate, concluded with even more LeBron hate and was punctuated with some Blake Griffin highlights and a Dirk Nowitzki championship ring.
I miss basketball season because now, there’s really nothing left on television to watch. You don’t expect me to watch baseball, do you? Read the rest of this entry »
SportsChump takes his talents to South Beach
June 30th, 2011 by Chris Humpherys
My sincerest apologies for neglecting my SportsChumpian duties lately, but if I told you that within two days time I shook hands with Reggie Bush, was fondled by an eight-foot python, hit the links with a rabbi, put on a karaoke rendition of “Sex Machine” inspirational enough to warrant a Rastafarian embrace and had a six-year old teach me how to Dougie, which one of those would you believe? Read the rest of this entry »
Here we go again: LeBron is to Michael as Rory is to Tiger
June 21st, 2011 by Chris HumpherysOver this past weekend, 22-year old Northern Irishman Rory McIlroy coasted his way to a US Open victory, leading by nearly double-digits for most of the tournament. He became the youngest player to win a major since Tiger Woods, and set a number of Open records in the process, including most strokes under par (-16).
The comparisons became inevitable. Read the rest of this entry »
Miami Hate: Trying to make sense of our feelings for LeBron
June 13th, 2011 by Chris Humpherys
I had an interesting conversation with a reader the other day.
He asked me if I could believe all the hatred that had developed for LeBron James since last summer. Read the rest of this entry »
Chumpservations, Vol. 22: Overpriced drinks, lost luggage, blackjack winners and lactation nurses
June 2nd, 2011 by Chris HumpherysThe Golden Goose
I have a buddy who’s a vodka drinker. Grey Goose, two limes, light on the tonic. Read the rest of this entry »
Heat-Bulls Game One in a nutshell: Dwyane Wade, meet Taj Gibson
May 15th, 2011 by Chris Humpherys
It’s not very often that basketball fans get to see Dwyane Wade on the receiving end of a facial but that’s exactly what we all witnessed Monday night at the United Center.
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Eastern Conference Playoffs Preview: The Running of the Bulls, Scorching Heat and one big, old Leprechaun
April 15th, 2011 by Chris HumpherysAs some of you may recall, at the beginning of this NBA season, I suggested that only three teams (Boston, Los Angeles, Miami) had a realistic shot of winning a title and that if you found someone to take the field while giving you those three teams, you should bet the house. Read the rest of this entry »
SportsChump held hostage… almost
April 4th, 2011 by Chris Humpherys“YOU HAVE TO EVACUATE!!! WE HAVE A HOSTAGE SITUATION!!!”
When’s the last time you woke up to those words as a police officer was pounding on your front door? For me, the answer is last Tuesday. A shade of things to come. Read the rest of this entry »
Charlie Sheenisms and their equivalent in the world of sports
March 9th, 2011 by Chris HumpherysLike most Americans, I love a good train wreck and these days, we all have a ticket aboard the Charlie Sheen Express. Every time the artist formerly known as Carlos Estevez appears on my boob tube, I find it hard to turn away from the spiraling descent that has become his career. Read the rest of this entry »
Presenting the “Who’s better, LeBron or Kobe?” caption contest
February 23rd, 2011 by Chris HumpherysTo paraphrase Herm Ewards, one of the great things about sports is the never-ending, and often unresolved, debates over “Who’s better?” Brady or Manning, Magic or the Big O, Boggs or Gwynn, Emmitt or Barry, Russell or Chamberlain. Read the rest of this entry »
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