“Overprivileged white guy goes to a foreign country, destroys property, blames it on brown people, lies about it all, flees the country, and gets hailed as a hero. Ryan Lochte is Peak American.” Dr. Milhouse, Facebook post circa 2016
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Tagged Baltimore Colts, Black Sox, Cleveland Browns, Danny Almonte, George O'Leary, High Fidelity, Jeff Gilooly, Joe Jackson, Manti Te'o, Mark McGwire, Michael Phelps, Nancy Kerrigan, Nick Saban, OJ Simpson, Olympics, Pete Rose, Rosie Ruiz, Ryan Lochte, Sammy Sosa, Tiger Woods, Tonya Harding |
Just when you thought the conversation about steroid use in baseball was over and done with, Alex Rodriguez continues to break Major League records with every at-bat. This season, he passed Willie Mays for fourth on the all-time home run
I’m about to say something utterly ridiculous. I am currently rooting for Alex Rodriguez.
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Tagged Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, Biogenesis, Goodfellas, Henry Hill, Jay Mohr, Jose Canseco, Manny Ramirez, Mark McGwire, MLB, New York Yankees, Pete Rose, Rafael Palmeiro, Ryan Braun, Sammy Sosa, Steroids, Trenton Thunder |
I’m suddenly overcome with this unclean feeling and it has nothing to do with the fact that I haven’t lifted myself off the couch to brush my teeth after last night’s red meat, wine and cigar-smoking extravaganza.
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Tagged Barry Bonds, Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil, Lance Armstrong, Mark McGwire, Oprah Winfrey, Pee Wee Herman, Roger Clemens, Sammy Sosa, Sheryl Crow, Steroids |
As the old philosophical question goes, if a tree falls down in the woods and nobody’s around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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Tagged Barry Bonds, Joe Paterno, Lance Armstrong, Mark McGwire, professional cycling, Roger Clemens, Sammy Sosa, Sports Illustrated, Steroids, Tour de France, USADA |
1991 was a simpler time in America.
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Tagged Andre Rison, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Atlanta Falcons, Bob Welch, Boston Red Sox, Chicago Bulls, Chris Mullin, David Robinson, Deion Sanders, Detroit Pistons, hip-hop, Indiana Pacers, Isiah Thomas, James Brown, Jerry Rice, Jose Canseco, Kirby Puckett, Larry Bird, Mark McGwire, MC Hammer, Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, New York Knicks, Oakland A's, Rick James, Roseann Barr, Silence of the Lambs, TLC, Too Legit to Quit, Toronto Raptors, video |
Here at SportsChump.net, we like to consider ourselves an interactive website. This time around, my dearest uncle and lifelong baseball fanatic, has graciously agreed to partake in our latest Q&A and perhaps shed some light, or at least his opinions,
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“I see you drivin’ ‘round town with the girl I love, and I’m like….” -Cee Lo Green
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The final days of 2010 are upon us, which means that SportsChump has completed its first full calendar year. Thanks to all who have come and gone and ahem… come again. SportsChump first went viral in April, 2008 which means
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Roger Clemens telling the truth Roger Clemens, the greatest pitcher of our generation, has gone into hiding. His defiance led him there.
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