Place your bets, place your bets! SportsChump sets odds on the next ESPN personality to be suspended

I’ve never been able to work at a place where I couldn’t say “fuck.”  Don’t get me wrong.  In the board room, such language is clearly inappropriate… unless the CEO says it first.  It’s not like I can’t control my Continue reading Place your bets, place your bets! SportsChump sets odds on the next ESPN personality to be suspended

A Tale of Two Drafts

The upcoming NFL and NBA Drafts are more similar than any we’ve seen in recent history.  In fact, they’re so similar, it’s eerie. This year, I’ll feel like I’m watching a Wheel of Fortune rerun except instead of the lucky Continue reading A Tale of Two Drafts

SportsChump gets Wonderlicious!

“I brought my pencil.  Give me something to write on.” –              Van Halen, Hot For Teacher “It was my understanding that there would be no math.” –          Saturday Night Live star Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford, 1976 It’s almost draft Continue reading SportsChump gets Wonderlicious!

Chumpservations, Vol. 9: Mel Kiper, Rockettes and the NFL Draft, Gary Bettman vs the NHL vs the Winter Olympics and what not to say at an open bar wedding

The Roof Is On Fire Football fans, get your popcorn ready.  That’s right, there’s only seven weeks until they kick the Rockettes out of Radio City Music Hall for the weekend and prepare the venue for the NFL draft.  This Continue reading Chumpservations, Vol. 9: Mel Kiper, Rockettes and the NFL Draft, Gary Bettman vs the NHL vs the Winter Olympics and what not to say at an open bar wedding