At long last, after three months of anticipation, the New Orleans Pelicans’ number one draft pick, Zion Williamson, finally took the floor in an NBA basketball game. After a slow start from a 19-year old kid who clearly was not Continue reading
Eureka! I, the resolver of all things irresolute, the fixer of all that needs fixing, have found a solution to all the Lakers problems. Someone please get me Magic Johnson on the phone! All the talk this NBA trade deadline Continue reading
Definition: collusion, n. /col·lu·sion/: 1. secret agreement or cooperation especially for an illegal or deceitful purpose I broke up with a friend of mine once… or I should probably describe the situation better as him breaking up with me. Such Continue reading
“Don’t you know me, I’m your native son. I’m the train they call the City of New Orleans. I’ll be gone 500 miles when the day is done.” -Arlo Guthrie DJ Arthritic Semitic woke up at the Waldo Compound Continue reading
Good mascots are hard to find. San Diego Chickens and Philly Phanatics don’t grow on trees.