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		<title>SportsChump makes the Majors, contemplates HGH:  A hypothetical fairy tale</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 06:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m about to turn 43. Roger Clemens is 48.  Mark McGwire is 47.  Barry Bonds and Rafael Palmeiro are both 46.  Sammy Sosa is 42 and Andy Pettitte is 39. These are the names most commonly associated with Major League Baseball’s steroid era.  For one reason or another &#8211; most likely to perpetuate their careers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pete Rose gambles&#8230; on a fashion statement</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 18:12:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Making fun of Pete Rose's fashion sense with a caption contest]]></description>
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		<title>The 13 most memorable individual altercations in sports, Part One</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2011/03/04/the-13-most-memorable-individual-altercations-in-sports-part-one/5827/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 22:08:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I first heard that Jerry Sloan, long time coach of the Utah Jazz, had retired due to an alleged altercation with point guard Deron Williams (which inadvertently led to both of them leaving Utah), I was immediately taken by surprise, even though we all know Coach Sloan never met a fight he didn’t like. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chumpservations, Vol. 17: Aroldis Chapman, Troy Polamalu, Yankees-Rays and the persecution of Roger Clemens</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2010/09/16/chumpservations-vol-17-aroldis-chapman-troy-polamalu-yankees-rays-and-the-persecution-of-roger-clemens/4467/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2010 07:26:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Reds think fast Have you heard about the pitcher the Cincinnati Reds called up from their farm system?  His fastball has been clocked at 105 miles per hour.  That’s fast, people.  The Reds are hoping Cuban-born Aroldis Chapman can bring that heat onto a Cincinnati team that is running away with the Central Division.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things we would like to see in sports, Part 2: Roger Clemens tell the truth, a Kobe-LeBron Finals, Cy Young being bested, a college football playoff and the return of the heavyweight division</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2010/05/17/things-we-would-like-to-see-in-sports-part-2-roger-clemens-tell-the-truth-a-kobe-lebron-finals-cy-young-being-bested-a-college-football-playoff-and-the-return-of-the-heavyweight-division/3746/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 22:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Roger Clemens telling the truth Roger Clemens, the greatest pitcher of our generation, has gone into hiding.  His defiance led him there. This spring, the poster-child for baseball’s steroids era, Mark McGwire, came clean about his drug use, finally admitting to taking steroids for over ten years.  The announcement was newsworthy at the time but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The pay-per-view event we would ALL like to see</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2010/01/15/the-pay-per-view-event-we-would-all-like-to-see/2707/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:57:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“I’m an idea man, Chuck” -Michael Keaton as Bill Blazejowski in Night Shift Hey, I have ideas too. Good ones sometimes. And just like every other sports fan, I have unanswered questions. In the wake of Mark McGwire’s steroid confession, the impact of which will soon fade, I thought of a pay-per-view opportunity that would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A juicing Big Mac: Mark McGwire’s steroid use leaves more questions than answers</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2010/01/13/a-juicing-big-mac-mark-mcgwire%e2%80%99s-steroid-use-leaves-more-questions-than-answers/2689/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 18:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t like movies that are predictable. Like the typical romantic comedy where the couple who despises each other falls in love in the end or the true-crime thriller where we know the killer’s identity from scene one. Scriptwriters may try to pull the wool over our eyes but the American public is not stupid. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This week&#8217;s caption contest featuring Sammy Sosa</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s rare that we at SportsChump.net are blessed with a photo that needs no doctoring or no explanation. It stands alone on its own freakish merit. Such is the case this week. Most of the major names surrounding baseball’s steroid scandal, i.e. Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Rafael Palmeiro, have disappeared into obscurity… until recently, when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Deny, deny, deny: Mistruths and fabrications in professional sports</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2009/08/11/deny-deny-deny-mistruths-and-fabrications-in-professional-sports/1108/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 05:12:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  “Would I lie to you?  Would I lie to you, honey?  Now would I say something that wasn’t true?                                                                                                                                               &#8211; Eurythmics     Probably the most famous lie of all time was uttered when Adam and Eve held that half-eaten apple and told the powers that be they didn’t do it.  From [...]]]></description>
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