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		<title>Things we would like to see in sports, Part 2: Roger Clemens tell the truth, a Kobe-LeBron Finals, Cy Young being bested, a college football playoff and the return of the heavyweight division</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 22:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Roger Clemens telling the truth
Roger Clemens, the greatest pitcher of our generation, has gone into hiding.  His defiance led him there.
This spring, the poster-child for baseball’s steroids era, Mark McGwire, came clean about his drug use, finally admitting to taking steroids for over ten years.  The announcement was newsworthy at the time but eventually, we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The pay-per-view event we would ALL like to see</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:57:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
 
“I’m an idea man, Chuck”
-Michael Keaton as Bill Blazejowski in Night Shift
 
 
Hey, I have ideas too. Good ones sometimes. And just like every other sports fan, I have unanswered questions.
 
In the wake of Mark McGwire’s steroid confession, the impact of which will soon fade, I thought of a pay-per-view opportunity [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A juicing Big Mac: Mark McGwire’s steroid use leaves more questions than answers</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2010/01/13/a-juicing-big-mac-mark-mcgwire%e2%80%99s-steroid-use-leaves-more-questions-than-answers/2689/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 18:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t like movies that are predictable. Like the typical romantic comedy where the couple who despises each other falls in love in the end or the true-crime thriller where we know the killer’s identity from scene one. Scriptwriters may try to pull the wool over our eyes but the American public is not stupid. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This week&#8217;s caption contest featuring Sammy Sosa</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2009/11/11/this-weeks-caption-contest-featuring-sammy-sosa/2200/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s rare that we at SportsChump.net are blessed with a photo that needs no doctoring or no explanation. It stands alone on its own freakish merit.
 
Such is the case this week.
 
Most of the major names surrounding baseball’s steroid scandal, i.e. Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Rafael Palmeiro, have disappeared into obscurity… until recently, when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Deny, deny, deny: Mistruths and fabrications in professional sports</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2009/08/11/deny-deny-deny-mistruths-and-fabrications-in-professional-sports/1108/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 05:12:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
“Would I lie to you?  Would I lie to you, honey?  Now would I say something that wasn’t true?
                                                                                                                                              &#8211; Eurythmics
 
 
Probably the most famous lie of all time was uttered when Adam and Eve held that half-eaten apple and told the powers that be they didn’t do it.  From that single lesson, we’re taught [...]]]></description>
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