Ripping paper/laughing baby: A metaphor for modern sports
March 30th, 2012 by Chris HumpherysAside from being possibly the cutest thing you’ve ever seen on the internet, it occurred to me that the following video serves as the perfect metaphor for sports today. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Barry Bonds, Bay Hill, Brandon Jacobs, Bud Selig, Dana White, Denver Broncos, Frank McCourt, Hall of Fame, Jamie McCourt, John Calipari, John Elway, Kevin Durant, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Los Angeles Dodgers, Louisville, Magic Johnson, Mark Sanchez, Miami Heat, MLB, NBA, New Orleans Saints, New York Giants, NFC South, NFL, Peyton Manning, PGA, Rex Ryan, Rick Pitino, Roger Clemens, Roger Goodell, Sammy Sosa, San Francisco 49ers, Sean Payton, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tiger Woods, Tim Tebow, UFC, University of Kentucky
Posted in Baseball Diamond, Featured, Hardwood, Pigskin, Punches, The Tee Box | 16 Comments »
James Harrison: Mad man or madman?
July 27th, 2011 by Chris Humpherys
Welcome to our latest edition of “They said what?!?” and folks, this one is a doozy. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: ESPN, James Harrison, Men's Health, NFL, NFL Lockout, Paul Solotaroff, Pittsburgh Steelers, Rasheed Wallace, Rodney Harrison, Roger Goodell, Tedy Bruschi
Posted in Featured, Pigskin, Screen | 37 Comments »
The NFL Network announces its best of the best: The top 100 players of 2011
July 5th, 2011 by Chris Humpherys
In the midst of a season-threatening lockout, the NFL Network recently compiled its list of the league’s best 100 players, as voted on by the players. It’s a dastardly and devious attempt to take our minds off the lockout, while simultaneously reminding us how much we miss the sport. Cunning move, Monsieur Goodell. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Adrian Peterson, Andre Johnson, Ben Roethlisberger, Brandon Marshall, Brett Favre, Charles Woodson, Clay Matthews, Donovan McNabb, Ed Reed, Jake Long, Jared Allen, Jeff Saturday, Julius Peppers, Maurice Jones-Drew, Miles Austin, NFL, NFL Network, Peyton Manning, Roger Goodell, Tom Brady, Tony Gonzalez, Troy Polamalu, Vernon Davis
Posted in Featured, Pigskin, Screen | 35 Comments »
Charlie Sheenisms and their equivalent in the world of sports
March 9th, 2011 by Chris HumpherysLike most Americans, I love a good train wreck and these days, we all have a ticket aboard the Charlie Sheen Express. Every time the artist formerly known as Carlos Estevez appears on my boob tube, I find it hard to turn away from the spiraling descent that has become his career. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Albert Pujols, Blake Griffin, Brandon Marshall, BYU, Carson Palmer, Chad Ochocinco, Charlie Sheen, Chicago Bulls, Chicago Cubs, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Cavaliers, Dan Gilbert, Dana White, DeMaurice Smith, Denise Richards, Dennis Rodman, Derrick Rose, Dwight Howard, Final Four, Hakeem Olajuwon, James Harrison, Jimmie Johnson, Kevin Love, LeBron James, Los Angeles Clippers, Miami Heat, NASCAR, NBA, NBA Playoffs, New York Jets, NFL, Pittsburgh Steelers, Rex Ryan, Roger Goodell, Slam Dunk Contest, St Louis Cardinals, Tiger Woods, UFC
Posted in Baseball Diamond, Featured, Hardwood, Life of Sports Chump, Pigskin, Screen, The Tee Box | 48 Comments »
Hail or Rail IV: Ray Allen, Aaron Rodgers, Ohio State, Otis Smith, Antawn Jamison, the NFL and fantasy baseball
February 11th, 2011 by Chris HumpherysHeeeeeeeeere we go again, people.
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Tags: Antawn Jamison, Arena Football, Big Ten, Boston Celtics, Brett Favre, Byron Scott, CFL, Chris Bosh, Chris Paul, Christina Aguilera, Chuck Person, Cleveland Cavaliers, David Lighty, Dennis Scott, Dwight Howard, ESPN, Fantasy Baseball, Gilbert Arenas, Glen Rice, Green Bay Packers, Greg Oden, Jamal Mashburn, Jared Sullinger, Jason Richardson, Jesus Shuttlesworth, Jimmie Johnson, Jon Diebler, LeBron James, March Madness, NASCAR, NBA, NFL, Ohio State Buckeyes, Orlando Magic, Otis Smith, Pittsburgh Steelers, Rashard Lewis, Ray Allen, Reggie Miller, Roger Goodell, Stephon Marbury, Super Bowl, Ted Thompson, Vince Carter, William Buford, Wisconsin Badgers
Posted in Baseball Diamond, Featured, Hardwood, Life of Sports Chump, Music, Pigskin, Screen | 61 Comments »
Twelve reasons why an 18-game schedule is good for the NFL
February 4th, 2011 by Chris Humpherys
12 – Scientists and policy-makers could use all the extra concussions and ACL tears as a case study for modernizing health care Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Boston Red Sox, Brett Favre, Buffalo Bills, Clay Matthews, Mel Kiper, New England Patriots, NFL, Roger Goodell, Troy Polamalu
Posted in Featured, Life of Sports Chump, Pigskin | 39 Comments »
So you want to be Commissioner: A multiple choice test
October 14th, 2010 by Chris HumpherysNobody ever said being the boss was easy.
Four of the world’s more powerful men, Messrs. Selig, Stern, Bettman and Goodell, commissioners of Major League Baseball, the NBA, NHL and NFL respectively, have come under a fair amount of scrutiny in recent years. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Armando Galarraga, Brett Favre, Bud Selig, David Stern, Gary Bettman, Jim Joyce, MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL, Roger Goodell
Posted in Baseball Diamond, Featured, Hardwood, Pigskin | 24 Comments »
Chumpservations, Vol. 16 Wishful Thinking Edition: Randy Couture takes out Brett Favre, Roger Goodell AND fantasy football
September 2nd, 2010 by Chris Humpherys
UFC sells out
Did anyone else find last weekend’s Randy Couture-James Toney match gimmicky Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Adrian Peterson, Brett Favre, Bud Selig, Chumpservations, Fantasy Football, Greg Camarillo, James Toney, Josh Freeman, Kimbo Slice, Mike Tyson, Minnesota Vikings, MMA, NFL, Percy Harvin, Randy Couture, Roger Goodell, Sidney Rice, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, The Expendables, UFC
Posted in Baseball Diamond, Life of Sports Chump, Pigskin, Punches, Screen | 30 Comments »
Presenting the 2009 McChumpies: The best and worst of the year in sports
December 25th, 2009 by Chris HumpherysAfter seeing Tiger Woods win AP Athlete of the Decade in light of his recent controversy and seeing Serena Williams win the AP Female Athlete of the Year with images of her berating a line judge still fresh in our minds, I thought to myself, why not have my own awards ceremony. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Bill Parcells, Billy Joel, Bob Arum, Bud Selig, Delonte West, Don King, Donovan McNabb, Floyd Mayweather, Indianapolis Colts, Jimmie Johnson, Kansas Jayhawks, Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers, Louisville, Manny Pacquiao, Manny Ramirez, Mark Mangino, Mercury Morris, Miami Dolphins, Michael Jordan, Mike Wallace, MLB, NASCAR, New Jersey Nets, New York Giants, New York Yankees, NFL, Penn State Nittany Lions, Peyton Manning, Pittsburgh Steelers, Plaxico Burress, Rick Pitino, Roger Goodell, Rush Limbaugh, Santonio Holmes, Serena Williams, St Louis Rams, Stafon Johnson, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tiger Woods, Tim Tebow, USC
Posted in Baseball Diamond, card table, Hardwood, Life of Sports Chump, Music, Pigskin, Screen, The Tee Box | 46 Comments »
Weekly SportsChumpdate featuring Lou Holtz, Brandon Marshall, Raheem Morris, Matt Barkley, Frank Sinatra and Do-overs
August 28th, 2009 by Chris Humpherys
First and foremost, I’d like to thank all those who helped spread the Sportschump.net gospel by handing out bookmarks at Thursday’s Buccaneers-Dolphins game. You know who you are. We welcome all new visitors to the site and encourage you to read, react and contribute. Pull up a chair, your beverage of choice and make yourself at home. Read the rest of this entry »Tags: Brandon Marshall, Brotha E, Byron Leftwich, Dallas Cowboys, Denver Broncos, Fantasy Football, Florida Gators, Frank Sinatra, Josh Freeman, Josh McDaniels, Lou Holtz, Luke McCown, Matt Barkley, Miami Dolphins, Notre Dame, Pete Carroll, Rafael Nadal, Raheem Morris, Roger Federer, Roger Goodell, Serena Williams, SportsChumpdate, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, US Open, USC, Venus Williams
Posted in Life of Sports Chump, Music, Pigskin | 30 Comments »
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