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		<title>Saturday Night Live spoofs Moneyball (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 19:48:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those of us who work Saturday nights, watching Saturday Night Live has become a thing of the past.  Thank goodness for DVR. SNL’s been spoofing movies for years and once again, this past week, they did not disappoint.  With Ben Stiller as guest host, the writers at Saturday Night Live came up with another [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SportsChump makes the Majors, contemplates HGH:  A hypothetical fairy tale</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2011/07/08/sportschump-makes-the-majors-contemplates-hgh-a-hypothetical-fairy-tale/6780/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 06:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m about to turn 43. Roger Clemens is 48.  Mark McGwire is 47.  Barry Bonds and Rafael Palmeiro are both 46.  Sammy Sosa is 42 and Andy Pettitte is 39. These are the names most commonly associated with Major League Baseball’s steroid era.  For one reason or another &#8211; most likely to perpetuate their careers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Busting out the STFU Meter for Donovan McNabb and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2011/05/19/busting-out-the-stfu-meter-for-donovan-mcnabb-and-kareem-abdul-jabbar/6464/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 03:12:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tired of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Donovan McNabb?  Me too.]]></description>
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		<title>The 13 most memorable individual altercations in sports, Part One</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2011/03/04/the-13-most-memorable-individual-altercations-in-sports-part-one/5827/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 22:08:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I first heard that Jerry Sloan, long time coach of the Utah Jazz, had retired due to an alleged altercation with point guard Deron Williams (which inadvertently led to both of them leaving Utah), I was immediately taken by surprise, even though we all know Coach Sloan never met a fight he didn’t like. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>National League Hit Leaders by Team: My shot at redemption</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2010/08/19/national-league-hit-leaders-by-team-my-shot-at-redemption/4303/</link>
		<comments>http://sportschump.net/2010/08/19/national-league-hit-leaders-by-team-my-shot-at-redemption/4303/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 19:35:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I mentioned in part one of our all-time hit leaders trivia contest, I had a significantly easier time naming the greatest hitters of the 16 National League teams than I did with the American League. I actually got 13-and-a-half right, so I feel somewhat redeemed from my previous, shameful 6-for-14.  Why the half point, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steroid use in cycling and marketing: Floyd Landis, Lance Armstrong and the Michelin Man</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2010/05/27/steroid-use-in-cycling-and-marketing-floyd-landis-lance-armstrong-and-the-michelin-man/3816/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 01:57:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Professional cycling continues to prove it’s a shady business. Floyd Landis recently accused his former racing partner and seven-time Tour de France champion, Lance Armstrong, of taking steroids.  His allegations made national headlines as statements like these always do when those accused are as accomplished as Armstrong.  Landis’ comments turned out to be largely unfounded [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The pay-per-view event we would ALL like to see</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2010/01/15/the-pay-per-view-event-we-would-all-like-to-see/2707/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:57:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“I’m an idea man, Chuck” -Michael Keaton as Bill Blazejowski in Night Shift Hey, I have ideas too. Good ones sometimes. And just like every other sports fan, I have unanswered questions. In the wake of Mark McGwire’s steroid confession, the impact of which will soon fade, I thought of a pay-per-view opportunity that would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A juicing Big Mac: Mark McGwire’s steroid use leaves more questions than answers</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2010/01/13/a-juicing-big-mac-mark-mcgwire%e2%80%99s-steroid-use-leaves-more-questions-than-answers/2689/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 18:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t like movies that are predictable. Like the typical romantic comedy where the couple who despises each other falls in love in the end or the true-crime thriller where we know the killer’s identity from scene one. Scriptwriters may try to pull the wool over our eyes but the American public is not stupid. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This week&#8217;s caption contest featuring Sammy Sosa</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2009/11/11/this-weeks-caption-contest-featuring-sammy-sosa/2200/</link>
		<comments>http://sportschump.net/2009/11/11/this-weeks-caption-contest-featuring-sammy-sosa/2200/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s rare that we at SportsChump.net are blessed with a photo that needs no doctoring or no explanation. It stands alone on its own freakish merit. Such is the case this week. Most of the major names surrounding baseball’s steroid scandal, i.e. Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Rafael Palmeiro, have disappeared into obscurity… until recently, when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>November Chumpservations, Part Two: Tim Lincecum, Las Vegas, the NFL and Hall &amp; Oates</title>
		<link>http://sportschump.net/2009/11/10/november-chumpservations-part-two-tim-lincecum-las-vegas-the-nfl-and-hall-oates/2170/</link>
		<comments>http://sportschump.net/2009/11/10/november-chumpservations-part-two-tim-lincecum-las-vegas-the-nfl-and-hall-oates/2170/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:45:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wanna bet? Las Vegas sports books have been taking a bath lately and I don’t mean comfortably inside a lavish Bellagio hot tub. Weeks ago, Vegas reported its biggest losses in years. The reason? The disparity between the haves and the have-nots in the NFL is so broad that when these teams play each other, [...]]]></description>
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