Two great quarterbacking minds plot to rid the world of Tim Tebow: Another work of complete and total fiction
March 21st, 2012 by Chris Humpherys
“Peeeeeeyton!”
“Johnnnnnny!!! Or should I say… boss?”
The two Hall of Fame quarterbacks embraced then sat down to dinner to finalize their plot to rid Denver of a quarterback who had become inexplicably more popular than them. Read the rest of this entry »
The biggest eff yous in sports: 2011 edition
August 8th, 2011 by Chris Humpherys“I see you drivin’ ‘round town with the girl I love, and I’m like….”
-Cee Lo Green
They said what?!? Albert Haynesworth on the Redskins, Evan Longoria on Rays fans and an end to our mosquito crisis
October 3rd, 2010 by Chris HumpherysNot Haynes-worth it
The least hard-working man in show business is at it again. Read the rest of this entry »
Chumping to Conclusions about Alabama, Boise State, Terrelle Pryor, UCLA, Tennessee, Steve Spurrier, Donovan McNabb, Calvin Johnson and when a completion is not a completion
September 13th, 2010 by Chris Humpherys
Is Alabama really THIS good? Let me get this straight. They played their first two games without their starting running back. Their second game was against a school we thought would be a worthwhile opponent in Penn State and they still controlled both games from start to finish. Read the rest of this entry »
Winners, losers and also-rans from an opening weekend in college football
September 5th, 2010 by Chris HumpherysThere’s not always a lot that can be told from the first weekend of college football. Most major programs schedule patsies as warm-ups for their season. But some winners and losers became very clear this Labor Day weekend. Read the rest of this entry »
The rise of the hybrid athlete
March 1st, 2010 by Chris HumpherysAt any given time, there are nine players on the baseball diamond, five on the basketball court and eleven on the football field. Each sport has designated positions for its players. Read the rest of this entry »
What to watch this weekend (Oct. 24-25)
October 23rd, 2009 by Chris HumpherysThis Saturday’s college slate gives us a quick breather from the top-ranked, head-to-head matchups we’ve seen so much of lately. The weekend features only one contest between ranked teams and a number of distinct favorites squaring off against theoretically lesser opponents. That doesn’t mean we won’t see our fair share of surprises. Read the rest of this entry »
What to watch this weekend (Oct. 10-12)
October 9th, 2009 by Chris Humpherys
It’s always a spectacle in the South when football kicks into full gear but this weekend is particularly big. And by big, I mean HUGE! Read the rest of this entry »
Just another Florida-Tennessee weekend
September 22nd, 2009 by Chris Humpherys
The road trip to Gainesville had been planned for months.
Just as both Florida and Tennessee had earmarked September 19 on their calendar, my friends and I had done so as well. Read the rest of this entry »
What to watch this weekend
September 10th, 2009 by Chris Humpherys
Can you smell that, sports fans? The freshly cut grass? The grill at the tailgate loaded up with low-sodium, turkey kielbasa? The stumbling guy with matching hat and jersey who has had way too much to drink hours before tip-off? That’s right. It’s that time of year again and we are all ready for some football.
