Posts Tagged ‘Terrell Owens’

Who the hell is Maverick Carter?

October 6th, 2010 by Chris Humpherys

Maverick was a kitschy, Mel Gibson riverboat gambling movie, remade from the original starring James Garner.  Maverick is also Tom Cruise’s character’s name in the 1980s classic, Top Gun.  Unfortunately for LeBron James, however, Maverick Carter is not a fictional character.  Read the rest of this entry »

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NFL Preview: Part 1 (AFC)

September 6th, 2010 by ACo

Here is part 1 (AFC) of my two part NFL preview. I debated picking projected records, grading off seasons or just delivering instructions on how to knit a Bill Belichick Patriots cut off sweatshirt (to be used as bonfire kindling of course). However I eventually decided on general divisional ramblings based purely on biased opinion fact. Read the rest of this entry »

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The SportsChump Reality TV Challenge

June 29th, 2010 by Chris Humpherys

It’s summertime.  Basketball season is over, football is still a few months away and the United States has been eliminated from the World Cup, leaving us sports fans with little on TV to watch other than reality shows about snobby housewives lost on a desert island who must sing, dance and lose weight in order to find their one true love.  Read the rest of this entry »

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This week’s caption contest featuring Terrell Owens

February 21st, 2010 by Chris Humpherys

I’ve never tried my hand at modeling… with good reason. I’ll stick to watching Zoolander for my runway walk-offs. But some superstar athletes simply can’t stay out of the limelight. Read the rest of this entry »

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Random Chumpservations, Vol 8: Darrelle Revis, LeBron James and conflicted Green Bay Packer fans

January 22nd, 2010 by Chris Humpherys

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How good is Darrelle Revis? Read the rest of this entry »

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What to watch this weekend (Nov. 21-22)

November 20th, 2009 by Chris Humpherys

This weekend is college football’s calm before the storm, so if you need to get some yard work done, this is the weekend to do it. Unless of course, you’re a Michigan or Ohio State fan. Read the rest of this entry »

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The ego-driven athlete: A top five list

August 17th, 2009 by Chris Humpherys

 

Narcissism is defined as having an excessive love or admiration for oneself.  The word comes from the mythological Narcissus who fell in love with his own reflection in a pool of water and then drowned after staring at it so much.  Read the rest of this entry »

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Privacy and the professional athlete

July 26th, 2009 by Chris Humpherys

 

In Lake Tahoe, a casino waitress alleges that a two-time Super Bowl champion quarterback forced himself on her in a hotel room.  In another hotel room elsewhere in the country, someone sneaks a video camera through a keyhole to record a female sportscaster as she strolls around her room. Read the rest of this entry »

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Sports world hinges on Brett Favre’s return (video)

June 12th, 2009 by Chris Humpherys

 

An old high school buddy of mine recently e-mailed me and asked that I “please write something about what a prick Brett Favre is and why he needs to go away.”  Read the rest of this entry »

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