Tiger, Sergio, fried chicken and misplaced racism
May 24th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys“You pat him on the back and say congratulations and enjoy it and tell him not to serve fried chicken next year. Got it? Or collard greens or whatever the hell they serve.” Read the rest of this entry »
Tiger versus Sergio: A great sports rivalry revisited
May 15th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys“I’m not going to lie. He’s not my favorite guy to play with.”
-Sergio Garcia Read the rest of this entry »
The throwing of the golf club: An exercise in tamed aggression
April 18th, 2013 by Chris HumpherysI’m a brat.
I’m a 44 going on 45-year old man but still, I’m a brat. Or at least I have brattish tendencies. Read the rest of this entry »
Great moments in golf history: Tiger says “fuck” then wins Bay Hill
March 27th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys
Golf is a four-letter word. So is fuck. When I’m on the golf course, those four-letter words go hand in hand as often as “Jack,” “Coke” and “FORE!” It’s the nature of the beast. This weekend, Tiger Woods showed us again why no one, not even the world’s greatest golfer, is immune to a little hissy fit. Read the rest of this entry »
Novak Djokovic is sick and so am I, but in two totally different ways
January 28th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys
I lay there on my sofa early Sunday morning, flu-ridden, back aching, both contributing to my insomnia, as I fruitlessly wished for a cure for all three. Read the rest of this entry »
Augusta National dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century
August 23rd, 2012 by Chris Humpherys“I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member”
- Groucho Marx
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Dennis Rodman speaks to the youth of today and other horrific ideas perpetrated by the publishing industry
August 3rd, 2012 by Chris Humpherys
I read somewhere that Dennis Rodman is putting out a children’s book. More power to him. Read the rest of this entry »
Chumpservations, Vol. 26, Independence Day Edition: Roger Good, Rays Bad, Drew, DiMuro, Dimes and Dogs
July 6th, 2012 by Chris Humpherys
GOOD NEWS FOR CRAPPY football teams nationwide! Read the rest of this entry »
Beau knows golf
June 18th, 2012 by Chris Humpherys
I was 17 years old once. That was a long time ago.
At 17, I was finishing up high school, had fallen in love for the first time and was consistently, yet fruitlessly, trying to get my dad to loan me the car. I was good at baseball, bad at basketball and had never picked up a golf club in my life.
That’s a far cry from what 17 year old Beau Hossler has been up to lately. Read the rest of this entry »
Sports Snobbery, Episode 1: A fan talks Tiger’s recent win streak
April 11th, 2012 by Chris Humpherys“You’re totally elitist. You feel like the unappreciated scholars, so you shit on people who know lesser than you.”
Nick Hornby, High Fidelity Read the rest of this entry »
