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Posts Tagged ‘Tim Tebow’

They Said What, Vol. 5 starring the (second) greatest wide receiver ever, more alleged drug use in sports and the potential reemergence of JaMarcus Russell and Allen Iverson

January 30th, 2013 by Chris Humpherys

So Randy Moss thinks he’s the best wide receiver ever to play in the NFL.  Read the rest of this entry »

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Just when Jets fans thought things couldn’t get any worse

December 21st, 2012 by Chris Humpherys

I’m no NFL general manager.  Heck, I don’t even play fantasy football.  But one thing I can say with absolute certainty is that Michael Vick to the New York Jets is a very bad idea.  Read the rest of this entry »

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The myth of the USC quarterback

November 20th, 2012 by Chris Humpherys

Matt Barkley.  Mark Sanchez.  John David Booty.  Matt Leinart.  Carson Palmer.

Over the past fifteen years, these are the names of the gentlemen that we, as college football fans, have been led to believe are the second coming of the next great signal caller.  These are your University of Southern California starting quarterbacks. Read the rest of this entry »

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One Florida fan’s experience with the new SEC

September 28th, 2012 by Chris Humpherys

Harry Balzac has been rooting for the Gators ever since Galen Hall patrolled the sidelines and some kid from Pensacola, Florida named Emmitt was chewing up the Astroturf (yes, Astroturf) at Florida Field. Read the rest of this entry »

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Once again, Nick Saban tells it like it is

September 6th, 2012 by Chris Humpherys

This is hard for me to say considering I’m a Gator alum but Nick Saban is, without a doubt, the man.  Read the rest of this entry »

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This week’s caption contest celebrates Tim Tebow and fatherhood

August 16th, 2012 by Chris Humpherys

I’ve never birthed a child.

Let me rephrase. Read the rest of this entry »

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Dennis Rodman speaks to the youth of today and other horrific ideas perpetrated by the publishing industry

August 3rd, 2012 by Chris Humpherys

I read somewhere that Dennis Rodman is putting out a children’s book.  More power to him. Read the rest of this entry »

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SNL spoofs Stephen A. Smith (video)

May 22nd, 2012 by Chris Humpherys

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.  If that’s the case, I guess Stephen A. Smith has finally made the big time. Read the rest of this entry »

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Ripping paper/laughing baby: A metaphor for modern sports

March 30th, 2012 by Chris Humpherys

Aside from being possibly the cutest thing you’ve ever seen on the internet, it occurred to me that the following video serves as the perfect metaphor for sports today. Read the rest of this entry »

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Two great quarterbacking minds plot to rid the world of Tim Tebow: Another work of complete and total fiction

March 21st, 2012 by Chris Humpherys

“Peeeeeeyton!”

“Johnnnnnny!!!  Or should I say… boss?”

The two Hall of Fame quarterbacks embraced then sat down to dinner to finalize their plot to rid Denver of a quarterback who had become inexplicably more popular than them. Read the rest of this entry »

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