Ripping paper/laughing baby: A metaphor for modern sports
March 30th, 2012 by Chris HumpherysAside from being possibly the cutest thing you’ve ever seen on the internet, it occurred to me that the following video serves as the perfect metaphor for sports today. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Barry Bonds, Bay Hill, Brandon Jacobs, Bud Selig, Dana White, Denver Broncos, Frank McCourt, Hall of Fame, Jamie McCourt, John Calipari, John Elway, Kevin Durant, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Los Angeles Dodgers, Louisville, Magic Johnson, Mark Sanchez, Miami Heat, MLB, NBA, New Orleans Saints, New York Giants, NFC South, NFL, Peyton Manning, PGA, Rex Ryan, Rick Pitino, Roger Clemens, Roger Goodell, Sammy Sosa, San Francisco 49ers, Sean Payton, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tiger Woods, Tim Tebow, UFC, University of Kentucky
Posted in Baseball Diamond, Featured, Hardwood, Pigskin, Punches, The Tee Box | 16 Comments »
Wherefore art thou, professional boxing?
January 13th, 2012 by Alan Dymock
Perhaps prematurely the crowd shrilly proclaimed “The King is dead, long live the King!” Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Audley Harrison, David Haye, Evander Holyfield, Floyd Mayweather, John Ruiz, Lennox Lewis, Manny Pacquiao, Mike Tyson, Monte Barratt, Muhammad Ali, Nikolai Valuev, Twitter, UFC, Wladimir Klitschko
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Charlie Sheenisms and their equivalent in the world of sports
March 9th, 2011 by Chris HumpherysLike most Americans, I love a good train wreck and these days, we all have a ticket aboard the Charlie Sheen Express. Every time the artist formerly known as Carlos Estevez appears on my boob tube, I find it hard to turn away from the spiraling descent that has become his career. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Albert Pujols, Blake Griffin, Brandon Marshall, BYU, Carson Palmer, Chad Ochocinco, Charlie Sheen, Chicago Bulls, Chicago Cubs, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Cavaliers, Dan Gilbert, Dana White, DeMaurice Smith, Denise Richards, Dennis Rodman, Derrick Rose, Dwight Howard, Final Four, Hakeem Olajuwon, James Harrison, Jimmie Johnson, Kevin Love, LeBron James, Los Angeles Clippers, Miami Heat, NASCAR, NBA, NBA Playoffs, New York Jets, NFL, Pittsburgh Steelers, Rex Ryan, Roger Goodell, Slam Dunk Contest, St Louis Cardinals, Tiger Woods, UFC
Posted in Baseball Diamond, Featured, Hardwood, Life of Sports Chump, Pigskin, Screen, The Tee Box | 48 Comments »
The night I knocked out Brock Lesnar and other tall tales from the weekend in sports
October 27th, 2010 by Chris Humpherys
This Saturday, I traveled to Gainesville to witness the marital vows of an old poker buddy, so before we even start talking about sports, I’d like to extend my most sincere and heartfelt congratulations to Damion 2.0 and his beautiful bride. Thanks for one blast of a weekend… and once again, you’re welcome for the lap dance. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: BCS, Boise State Broncos, Brett Favre, Brock Lesnar, Cain Velasquez, Chuck Liddell, Cliff Lee, Joe Louis, Josh Freeman, Josh Hamilton, LSU, Minnesota Vikings, MMA, Muhammad Ali, Oklahoma Sooners, Philadelphia Phillies, Poker Table, Raheem Morris, Randy Couture, Rocky Marciano, Sam Bradford, San Francisco Giants, St Louis Rams, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tim Lincecum, UFC, Vladimir Guerrero, World Series
Posted in Baseball Diamond, card table, Featured, Life of Sports Chump, Pigskin, Punches, Screen | 33 Comments »
Chumpservations, Vol. 16 Wishful Thinking Edition: Randy Couture takes out Brett Favre, Roger Goodell AND fantasy football
September 2nd, 2010 by Chris Humpherys
UFC sells out
Did anyone else find last weekend’s Randy Couture-James Toney match gimmicky Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Adrian Peterson, Brett Favre, Bud Selig, Chumpservations, Fantasy Football, Greg Camarillo, James Toney, Josh Freeman, Kimbo Slice, Mike Tyson, Minnesota Vikings, MMA, NFL, Percy Harvin, Randy Couture, Roger Goodell, Sidney Rice, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, The Expendables, UFC
Posted in Baseball Diamond, Life of Sports Chump, Pigskin, Punches, Screen | 30 Comments »
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