Has anyone else seen ESPN’s latest interview with JaMarcus Russell? Well, I have. Immediately after struggling through my favorite network’s feeble attempt to resurrect a sports figure who clearly isn’t worth the attention, I was struck by ten questions.
1 – With the millions JaMarcus stole, er…. earned from the Oakland Raiders, is that Cubic Zirconia on his ears or are those actual diamonds? Those things are HUGE! He might have more karats per ear than career touchdowns.
2 – After “allegedly” attending classes at LSU for three years, why can Russell still not speak in complete sentences?
3 – Is another NFL team actually willing to take a chance on this guy?
4 – What was the need to even conduct this interview? Is ESPN really THAT out of news stories? Can’t they just talk about Brett Favre some more?