The highly anticipated Miami Heat experiment is off to a disappointing 6-4 start. While only a disillusioned few could have expected a perfect season, ten games in, Pat Riley and Erik Spoelstra have found flaws that certain teams (Utah, New Orleans, Boston twice) have been able to exploit.
Fingers are being pointed in every direction… which is exactly what makes this caption contest so ideal.
Seen below, Chris Bosh, LeBron James and Dwayne Wade are doing just that: pointing fingers.
In celebration of Miami’s mediocre start, I hereby present The Big Three caption contest. This week’s winner will receive their very own copy of Merril Hoge’s “Find A Way,” courtesy of SportsChump.net and Press Box Publicity.
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Let’s get this party started out on the right foot, shall we?
“It’s his fault. No, it’s his fault. No, its HIS fault!”
“Miami Beat”
These guys are only pointing at me, because I made a mistake leaving Cleveland for more money than they can shake a stick at…
What should we do?
Snake, Mony.
You guys have 100 years of watching basketball between the two of you.
That’s the best you can do?
C’mon, boys. Let ’em have it.
In the words of Mike Singletary… “I WANT WINNAS!”
LBJ: If we should blame anybody let’s blame these two strangers.
Wade: Nah…who had the ball the most? Lebron! Not Wade!
Bosh: I cut my hair JUST LIKE HIM!!!
Interesting point, Mr. President.
Maybe Bosh cutting off his Predator dreads had a Samson-like effect.
His rebounding numbers are abysmal.
The three stooges working on a new routine before they take their comedy act on the road. The funny thing is that the joke is on the fans.
Oooooh, not bad, Aero.
“Who has two thumbs and is underachieving? THIS GUY… and this guy… and this guy.”
Lets see how ya love em at Playoff time. Every loser who posted will have a win dedicated to them. Ha Haa!
Heat up, Lakers down while Lebron haters bounce ta this…
KP…
Are you gonna be anywhere near Tampa when you’re here? Let’s grab a beverage and talk podcasts.
OK guys. They just took the picture. We can stop smiling now.
Reg talkin’ trash… I like it.
A few questions for ya’.
A) Will Spoelstra be there coach by then?
B) You taking Miami and giving me the field?
Power forward? $14.5 million.
Small forward? $14.5 million.
Guard? $14 million.
Watching the Big Three struggle? Priceless.
SpoBot might be gone unless he grows a pair. Most likely Miami will have to go someone else’s house if they make it to the Finals.
Whose idea was it to replace practice with ass-grabbing circlejerks?
Snake….
There’s not too many smiles in South Beach so far, huh.
Your Celtics are friggin’ running away with that Atlantic division. At this rate, they could have that wrapped up in February.
KT…..
Very nice, man. And best thing is of all is handing you that book would save me on postage.
I agree, Reg.
I’ll have another more analytical piece on the Heat coming up soon. Stay tuned, would love your comments.
I guess the question… is how much does Riles put up with? Does he give Spo the whole season to work out the kinks?
H(e)ater…
I’ll pretend you didn’t just say that.
I told everyone that I was bringin’ my talents to Southbeach… which one of you Sucka’s forgot to pack it?
Hey Chris, From your lips to my higher power’s ears.
BTW, what’s lost in all this “big 3” Heat talk is that they keep saying that its going to take time to gel together. I seem to remember that the Celtics big 3 seemed to come together from day 1. As I’ve maintained, the Heat can’t beat a team with a high quality point guard. I’m really looking forward to the Heat-Cavs game.
Leave it to a member of the Nido clan to come up with a GEM!!!
Very nice work, D.
Two things on that, Snake.
First of all, those guys (Pierce, KG, Allen) were all veterans who hadn’t won anything yet. The desire to win was there and had been burning for years.
Second, they all played different positions… and while at first glance, it appears Wade, James and Bosh play 2, 3 and 4, their games are considerably more similar than Pierce, Allen and Garnett.
Uh… Celtics also had a better and proven coach.
Who do you guys want to be the passer and the rebounder?
The best caption is:
Power forward? $14.5 million.
Small forward? $14.5 million.
Guard? $14 million.
Watching the Big Three struggle? Priceless.
Great job Kevin
It’s a triple double! Three guys, two fingers to pull! Then everybody clear!
Jim Grey: What would you guys do if you were in Delonte’s predicament with the lovely Gloria James?
Lebron: Both these guys would’ve done the same thing to my mom.
Wade: I can do what I want now that I’m single!
Bosh: I’d just be the third wheel while Wade tackled that.
Well, Seth, right now the Heat don’t have a top-20 rebounder in the league, so nobody there is really crashing the boards all that effectively.
Snake…
Kevin and Darren are both in the running right now. And they are both sick, sick individuals.
Is it my imagination or did Dwin just drop a fart joke?
and Chap…
You have definitely been hanging out with Al too long.
It’s your turn to bomb tonight. (CB)
No, it’s your turn, I bombed last night. (WW)
Nah, it’s both your turns. I never bomb. (LBJ)
Speaking of LeBron never bombing, Elizabeth, I don’t know whether you’re on Twitter, but checking out the guy who Tweets as LeBronJamesEgo is definitely worth the while.
Prepare to laugh heartily. Here’s the link:
http://twitter.com/lebronjamesego
Haha, I think some of Al’s thoughts have seeped in over the past year and a half 🙂
I was going to go with a THIS guy caption, but it was already done earlier in the comments…
Chap….
SportsChump.net has gone PG-13 in Al’s absence.
HAHAHA, so has Doin Work! No half naked girls in our comment section!
As a virile, young (matter of opinion) male, Chap, I’ve always felt nudity had it’s time and place.
Which is why I frequent Al’s sports website(s) for all my soft porn.
God bless him.
“Which one of you three will be responsible for selling out America Airlines Arena?”
CAPTION: “ALRIGHT GUYS WHO JUST FARTED?!?”
Chris
That streak of theirs is getting more ridiculous by the second !
😛
tophatal ………. 🙂
‘OK folks you caught me in a lie I did say that I’d prefer to see my mom involved with Chris and Dwyane . But it’s not like she’s not done this sort of thing before ‘.
tophatal ……….. 🙂
Loot…
We do love ourselves some poopy humor around here but I think KTall and Gorilla still have you beat.
Anyone else?
Al…
The Heat just aren’t that good… and why am I not at all surprised to hear you make a joke about LeBron’s momma?
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