While most of us sit in shivering cold weather, piecing together what’s left of our checkbooks after Christmas, others who are slightly more fortunate bask in the Mexican sunshine, tanning and surfing and sipping margaritas. Must be nice.
Sports and Hollywood have always made for strange bedfellows. We’ve seen Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, Madonna and Jose Canseco, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, and Kim Kardashian and pretty much everyone.
Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz are the latest odd couple to be in love. Seen below, the Yankees third baseman lay afloat in Los Cabos while his girlfriend and former Charlie’s Angel frolics beside him.
In celebration of love, baseball and the need for a tan, I proudly present our final caption contest of the year. This week’s winner will receive a coupon for one free frozen margarita at a Mexican restaurant near you. Cameron Diaz not included.
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21 Replies to “Weekly caption contest celebrates Alex Rodriguez, Cameron Diaz and love in the Gulf of Mexico”
So, Al, I have two questions regarding the Diaz-Rodriguez relationship….
1) They’re both loaded so how often does Cameron Diaz pick up a tab when they go out? Or is it always Dutch?
2) How much Spanish is spoken between the two. Both of them habla, although a broken Spanish, I believe. I was just wondering if they ever mix in some Spanglish in an attempt to get in touch with their Latin heritage.
No, I would say she definately isn’t but looking at that pole maybe she got the idea…..just saying..
They habla, just not in AZ. And yes, Chris, I’m still among the living, if you want to call them that.
By the way, where’s my coupon?
McDouchie….
I think Darrin’s got your coupon down at Indian River.
Now batting for the New York Yankees…..
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That slut Madonna paddles by one more time and I’m gonna put this oar where the sun don’t shine.
Aer…
Apparently this picture has the Chumpeteers stumped.
Either that or they’re all blinded by Diaz’ paleness.
“Alex, does this make me look fat”?
How about…
The last time I was in a Caribbean country, the needle they injected in my butt wasn’t THAT big.
Mar…
I wouldn’t necessarily say that Diaz is fat.
White yes, but not fat.
A Roid is counting down the days ’til he trades in for a younger model.
Han…
Maybe it’s the other way around.
Maybe it’s Cameron who’s looking for a trade-in.
Wouldn’t it be just dreamy if Cameron Newton and Cameron Diaz became an item?
After all, he’s got money too.
A-Rod: I told you that girls I date can walk on water!
Chap…
I think Jeter can do even better than that.
Where’s Jaws when you need him?
Wow, Seanie, very nice.
It’s also nice to see you among the living.
It’s nice to know that Cameron is welcome to the idea of being part of A-Rod’s passion for being a swinger .
“Cameron the way you’re handling that pole is making me feel good ” C’mon play with my wand ” ?
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So, Al, I have two questions regarding the Diaz-Rodriguez relationship….
1) They’re both loaded so how often does Cameron Diaz pick up a tab when they go out? Or is it always Dutch?
2) How much Spanish is spoken between the two. Both of them habla, although a broken Spanish, I believe. I was just wondering if they ever mix in some Spanglish in an attempt to get in touch with their Latin heritage.
No, I would say she definately isn’t but looking at that pole maybe she got the idea…..just saying..
They habla, just not in AZ. And yes, Chris, I’m still among the living, if you want to call them that.
By the way, where’s my coupon?
McDouchie….
I think Darrin’s got your coupon down at Indian River.
Drop my name when you go pick it up.