My sincerest apologies for not having submitted anything thought-provoking in a while. Working twenty-eight out of the last thirty-one days has limited my post time, but not my commitment. All work and no play makes SportsChump a dull boy.
But now I’m back with a vengeance… and a caption contest. And I’m in a giving mood.
Between the NBA playoffs, NFL lockout and podcasts I haven’t yet promoted (stay tuned!), we haven’t had the chance to talk royalty. British royalty. More specifically, headgear.
Below, for your perusal, we have a picture of Princess Beatrice, taken at the Royal Wedding earlier this month. For the festivities, the Princess wore a hat that make those at the Kentucky Derby look tame.
So here’s what I want. Whoever can make me laugh the loudest will win their very own, official, N.W.A.-style SportsChump ball cap. I should warn you, they’re very popular with the ladies.
Enter as many times as you like but there can only be one winner. All entries must be received by June 5th. Come up with the most hysterical entry and you too will take your place among SportsChump royalty.
“I lost the bet.”
I TOLD you guys I came from a gambling family.
Now we have my folks actually BETTING on the royal wedding.
Ya know, M. They have a site for you.
Of course, I kid.
Besides, you can have a SportsChump hat any time you want.
This hat came out of the same closet as the SportsChump.
I was just telling Mrs Flowers that the hat looked like a uvula, thinking that a uvula was a part of the female anatomy.
She told me that I was confusing that with vulva.
But at least we’re on the same page.
I like where your head’s at.
Are you outing me?
And does that deserve a 50 or 100 thousand dollar fine?
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I’d pay 100 grand to see David Stern in that hat.
From her+hat a BJ on steriods with 8 holes now that would be a royal surprise
Now that would make a ringer worth 5pts esp. if thrown while she was still wearing it……..lol
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I’ll start a collection.
Sex and horseshoes, Mr. C. Interesting combination.
Hey, I heard about you in New Orleans. Very impressive, sir.
Guess what kind of taste I have? Good, bad or none?
How do you wear one of these hats? I mean how does it stand up?
The queen must have paid good money to see it…
I’m going with bad to none, Snake.
Birthday wishes to Tammy, by the way.
Jad from http://www.dailysportspages.com/forums/index.php makes an appearance. To what do we owe the pleasure?
First of all, ladies and gentlemen, anyone with a sports website probably wants to register in Jad’s forum.
Second of all, Jad, as I told you over as DSP, I’m assuming extra strength bobby pins. Isn’t it normally windy over there?
You can try the door knocker, but no one is home..
If the palace is rockin’, don’t bother knockin’, SD.
Is that was Ahnold said while he was bending the maid over the ironing board?
I have a submission from a reader who prefers to remain incognito for his entry is a little risque.
One word: HANDLEBARS!!!
Nice work, sir.
Never let it be said that SportsChump.net doesn’t do its best to protect the identity of its subscribers.
What’s Princess Beatrice doing wearing Prince’s guitar?
Guess you will invite my mom to the next royal shindig.
The best thing about this hat is now I can pick up SportsChump podcasts in my fillings.
It’s like a Muppet on acid.
Uh, does your mom wear hats like that?
Very nicely done. Tying in technology and the Chump.
I never knew the Princess was a fan. I’m flattered.
I wonder who she likes in the Dallas-Miami series.
As you probably recall from Jim Henson and company, Muppets on acid is redundant.
I’ll be working tonight, Al, but enjoy the show.
I hear the remodeled Jannus makes it a considerably nicer venue.
‘Does having this IUD (intrauterine device ) on the top of my head make me look stupid ‘ ?
I’d say it does !
That’s not where it goes.
Perhaps Arnold should invest in a few, huh?
Buckingham Palace called, they want their door knocker back.
Not bad, not bad.
Any talk of knockers is good talk.
Look this is the original engagement ring!
That’s bigger than the one Kobe bought his wife after the incident in Eagle, Colorado.
I wonder if she can pick up Radio Moscow on that thing…
Speaking of Moscow, J-Dub, I look forward to talking some hockey with you tomorrow.
We’ll see if you’re good enough to convince me to watch the upcoming Stanley Cup Finals after my team got bounced.
I seriously doubt that Arnold would know what an IUD is for much less pronounce the word. He’d probably be like Bush (Dubya) and think it a weapon of mass destruction as in an IED .
Pity ’bout the Lightning going down the way that they did . Solid run they’ll be back next season .
I’m too sexy for this church, too sexy for this church, so sexy it HURTS!
Not bad, Mar.
And possibly the very first Right Said Fred reference ever on the Chump.
“How else am I supposed to get people to stop eyeballing my buck-Chicklets and dangling carrots in front of me?”
“How else am I supposed to get people to stop staring at my buck-Chicklets and dangling carrots in front of me?”
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner, who prefers to remain nameless.
Congratulations, handlebars. Wear your cap with pride and be sure to spread the SportsChump gospel wherever it is that you live.
I know where, but I’m not allowed to say.
What’s your secret identity, Batman?