Since SportsChump has become your unofficial source for all things Humpdashian (have I no shame?), I thought I’d post Saturday Night Live’s latest spoof on the Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries divorce.
The marriage that nobody cared about came and went in less than three months, so it’s only appropriate that SNL take a healthy jab. Look for the hysterical Bruce Jenner impression.
For the record, I’m trying awfully hard not to be offended by Andy Samberg’s portrayal of Kris Humphries. Fortunately, it’s not me he’s talking about.
Enjoy!
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OMG! That is freaking hysterical!!! The Bruce Jenner bit is soooo freaking funny. Its all great. I had missed SNL so thanks for posting.
SC U are always entertaining. 🙂
Chris
I don’t know if you’ve seen the movie “Bridesmaids” but Kirsten Wiig wrote and co produced the film that since gone on to gross $175 million domestically . Wiig also is an SNL member who portrayed Kris Jenner . To my mind that sketch was bang on as to what that “skanky family ” has been all about ! Granted, I tag and bag Kim and Kourtney but she-male Khloe ………. let Lamar deal with the hermaphrodite parts !
That movie “Bridesmaids” …… way funnier than “The Hangover ” Pt’s I & II !
Even the brother Rob Kardashian comes off looking like a douche-bag ! He allegedly attended USC ? That ain’t saying a lot considering what that so called educational establishment is essentially known for !
Sad news to report as boxer ‘Smokin’ Joe Frazier died earlier today of cancer of the liver and pancreas . He’s now gone and I feel that Ali isn’t that far behind given his ongoing health concerns ( Parkinson’s disease ) .
I see brother Cain is whipping out his snake for all of the women ? I didn’t know you can get that much “tail” simply working as the head of the National Restaurant Association ? What’s his pick up line ………. “do you want fries and a large black __$$k with that ” ? .
tophatal ………….
Chris
Which of these two NFC East teams is liable to miss the playoffs ? The Cowboys or the Eagles ?
I haven’t yet done a more consistent piece on the NBA lockout . But I will certainly have something up within the next few days .
So Penn State’s football program with former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky are making the incidents concerning of the Roman Catholic church scandal seem like a kids’ party . Joe Pa’ has to step down after this even if he says he followed all of the protocols warranted . To my mind after the second and third allegations came to the fore he should have fired Sandusky or at least suspend the guy pending an inquiry !
40 counts of sexual abuse and misconduct ……. what the ___k ! All of them against young kids between the ages of 10 and 16 . All of this happened over a period of some 15 years . An overwhelming majority of collegiate programs are either corrupt or simply some deviant as to their conduct ! And that includes the parochial educational establishments . Notre Dame , Baylor and Brigham Young are not as clean and esteemed as some might believe them to be !
tophatal …………..
Pretty silly stuff, huh, M?
Al…
I haven’t checked out Bridesmaids yet but I imagine it’s funny as hell.
Definitely sad news about Joe Frazier.
Oh, and Mr. Cain? I have a feeling he’ll get what’s coming to him.
Al…
I’d have to say the Eagles miss the playoffs and probably both of them. They needed last night’s game against Chicago. Now they’re three games back of the Giants in that division and the G-Men are playing solid ball while the Eagles aren’t.
I guess it’s back to the drawing board in the City of Brotherly Love.
Pretty disturbing news coming out of Penn State, Al. It’ll be a shame if Paterno leaves under this whole scene.
I’m currently waiting to see what our two Penn State alums, Dub and KPaul, write about the topic.
Paterno is scheduled to give his noon press conference in a few hours.
Random thoughts: Its not a good time to say your name is Kris Humphries, no matter how its spelled. Bruce Jenner cornered the market on Botox. Joe Paterno is a great coach, but we live in a world of “what have you done for me lately?” He should go,NOW. As for Herman Cain, the best pickup line that I’ve heard so far, “If you want that pizza, you’ll have to hold my sausage.”
Chris
Bridesmaids is damn funny !
After last night’s loss not only is Reid’s future now in doubt but also several of the players on that Eagles’ team .
Banner and Andy Reid didn’t assemble this roster to be an also ran this season in the NFL . They were meant to go all the way . They’ve now about as much chance of that happening as there is of Kim K allowing me to tap that a_s of hers !
Paterno has to step down after this fiasco ! He may not have said much but if he first reported the issue in late 95 or ’96 and Jerry Sandusky didn’t leave the program ’til 2007 , then of course there was something wrong . Because now according to the indictment against the assistant coach the last incidents were happening as late as the year he retired . This had been going on for almost 15 years .
People are either too damn stupid or naive to think that the head coach shouldn’t at all have done more . Instead Paterno was too blinded by his friendship and loyalty to Jerry Sandusky . We’re talking about a depraved sexual deviant who over the course of almost two decades sexually assaulted numerous adolescent kids . How can anyone defend that ?
We saw what Gloria Allred did for Rachel Uchitel after the Tiger Woods’ debacle . Uchitel was the first of the “skanks” to step forward to say that the golfer had shown her his “9 iron” . She ended up with an alleged $2.5 million payout …… that ain’t bad for doin’ several ” Monica’s” and swallowing the evidence !
Now Allred is about to do the same for her latest client Sharon Bialek . She (Bialek) says … ” it’s not about the money “ but this incident happened several years ago , so why now ? “It’s always about the money ” ! Both Allred and her client will do the media rounds and tell their story to whoever is prepared to listen . Never mind what the tabloids and magazines such as Star and The Globe might be willing to pay for some of the so called sordid details.
If Cain wants his ” head ” orally gratified then so be it but damn not with a subordinate who’s definitely going to want something on the back end .
Herman Cain is beginning to make the likes of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton appear to be so damn smart ! And it takes a lot to really do that .
“Drizzy Drake” is hittin’ the Tampa area later on this month at the St Pete Times Forum . I think I’ll go along and take in that show .
tophatal ………
Chris
Here’s a link to the Rays’ free agents . Now you tell me who they should retain and who they should let go as we know that payroll will be cut to almost the bare bones .
tophatal ………..
So are you half black like Kris!?! Maybe you can earn a few $$ from a fake wedding, all you need to do is get in the NBA!!
Pretty funny skit though, I hadn’t seen it. Nice cameo from Lamar, it would’ve been better if he had a mouth full of gummy bears…
Chris that was a funny clip. Now the serious stuff.
I’m an ex-military guy and believe in the chain-of-command which was adhered to by JoePa. However……….upon reading some of the Grand Jury transcripts there might be an exception. The whole Happy Valley community was complicit here. The biggest enablers were the local cops. I guess they thought beating VinnyT and JJohnson for the title gave this Sandusky freak a pass.
Then there’s this ex-QB McQueary. He couldn’t make it in the NFL and also failed as a man. Why didn’t he react when he saw Sandusky raping this little boy? If necessary, grab a makeshift weapon. There are no rules protecting pedophiles. Oh, just wait until State Prison Jerry.
If you have kid/s you’ll understand where this excessive anger comes from.
Oh, one more addition to this rant. Tophatal you mentioned Ms Gloria Allred. After all the forthcoming lawsuits, and desertion of potential recruits, the Nittany Lion schedule will be loaded with Slippery Rocks and Carnegie Mellons in Div2.
Chris
Heavy D bit the dust …… may he RIP !
Ronbets & Chris
Paterno needs to go now not tomorrow or next week ! It’s unconscionable that he simply didn’t follow up by seeking more information , even in light of the fact there had been other incidents subsequent to the attack of 2002 . As for Jerry Sandusky I’m sure once he gets incarcerated there’ll be one or two inmates looking to rip his rear end
tophatal …………..
Chris
Joe Pa’s press conference was postponed but his son Scott is said to be scheduling one for Wednesday . I am sure that the Paterno family’s lawyer will be on hand to make sure the patriarch doesn’t implicate himself .
I’ll be dropping a piece on this myself , will provide you with a link as per usual .
tophatal …………
Here’s your shot, Humphries. You and Kim won’t even have to change the monograms on the towels.
Oh, and there will be a highly-charged article on the whole Penn State mess coming soon.
Snake…
More random thoughts: Paterno and company are in a lot of trouble, many more heads are gonna roll. Hopefully the Kardashian-Humphries divorce means I don’t have to write about her anymore. I hope you like college basketball because that’s about the only hoops we’re gonna get to watch this year.
Al…
I don’t know that we’ll ever truly know what happened in the whole Sandusky-Penn State scandal.
Either way, I think most agree that if some vile act were witnessed, he should have been disposed of and charged them, no matter how much of a black eye it became for the university.
It certainly isn’t any better now that it was swept under the rug.
Holy smoke, Al….
I didn’t realize the Rays’ list of unrestricted free agents stretched that long.
They have some serious finagling to do this off-season, considering they’re only gonna spend about forty mil once again.
Chap…
As much as I’d love to be the twelfth man on someone’s roster (again, assuming there are rosters), I’m not sure too many teams are looking for 5’11”, 43 year old white guys with bad backs.
I’d gladly take a coaching position, though.
See if you can put a good word in for me with the Warriors.
RB…
The whole scandal is disturbing and I can’t say I disagree with anything you’ve suggested.
Even though the entire ordeal is taking over the airwaves, I don’t like hearing about it and I’m afraid of more details as they come out.
Just awful stuff.
Al…
Have they found cause of death yet for Heavy D, Al? Kid was only 44. Shame.
So Paterno’s gonna step down at the end of the season? Aren’t they aware he’s going to have to answer nothing but questions about this fiasco until he finally steps down?
This whole thing is a cluster. Oh, to be a fly in the wall of the conference room when they were making these decisions over the past couple of days.
Dub…
I look forward to your piece even though I know you can’t possibly look forward to writing it.
Chris
Like I said about the Rays it ain’t all meant to be easy !
No truth to the rumor that priests from the local dioceses in College State , PA, were hoping that Sandusky would pass his friends around as if he were sharing candy .
Check these out and let me know what you think ?
It’s Image First And Then A Matter of Perception …
Credibility You’re Not Going To Find It Within The NBA …. !
tophatal ………..
That video was great!
Al…
I don’t know if you happened to catch The Daily Show’s take on Sandusky, but here ya’ go…
http://www.hulu.com/watch/299167/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-penn-state-riots
Rob….
Nice to see that SNL still has its moments, huh?