See, gang? This is why I never dunk a basketball, and I swear my ever-decreasing vertical leap (not that there ever was one) has anything to do with it.
NBA announcers regularly speak of being “posterized” when one superstar slam dunks on another, but rarely, does one “posterize” oneself… until now.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Shelden Williams, former Duke Blue Devil, current New Jersey Net and the focus of our latest caption contest.
Thanks to Shelden, those of us who have never dunked a basketball are suddenly grateful for that inability. That’s why I stick to blogging. The worst I get is a minor case of carpal tunnel.
At Shelden’s expense (or rather the expense of his nose), I proudly present this week’s caption contest. The week’s winner will not only receive one free box of nasal strips, unopened, but also one complimentary lesson of how NOT to dunk by yours truly.
Bring your Nikes … and happy captioning.