Aside from being possibly the cutest thing you’ve ever seen on the internet, it occurred to me that the following video serves as the perfect metaphor for sports today.
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As most of you regular readers know, every so often, I’ll check in with Croshere, my Las Vegas correspondent.
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“Peeeeeeyton!” “Johnnnnnny!!! Or should I say… boss?” The two Hall of Fame quarterbacks embraced then sat down to dinner to finalize their plot to rid Denver of a quarterback who had become inexplicably more popular than them.
Please forgive me. It’s been months since my last Chumpservations, so here goes nothing…
Back in December, I hosted a contest, asking each of you ten questions of varying difficulty about the upcoming NBA season. Now that the season is about two-thirds over, it’s time to take a look back at those questions, see
Continue reading Your updated NBA contest standings
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Reason Number Three: Fire
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Listen to the next few stories and follow along, as if you haven’t already. They might help you sports fans on the fringe understand why so many of us on the other end of that spectrum tailgate on Saturdays, huddle
Continue reading Reasons we love sports, Vols. 1 and 2: Fruit baskets and breakups (video)
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I was watching some tribute to Muhammad Ali on television the other night. He had just celebrated his 70th birthday so some Las Vegas big wigs decided to honor the former heavyweight champion by basically booking every star imaginable for
Continue reading Shafting Tyson
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Can you feel it, that uneasy sensation coming on? That gut-wrenching, sickening hole down deep in your stomach? It’s only weeks away.
Some people just drive me batty. I like to consider myself a pretty patient person but as I get a little longer in the tooth, I’m finding out there’s a lot more crap I won’t tolerate… and a lot of
Continue reading SportsChump not so proudly presents the Danica Patrick Chart of Ever-Increasing Annoyance
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