There are fans and there are fans. And then there’s wearing a mascot outfit to an NCAA tournament game for millions to see. Hi, mom, please send money. I blew the last hundred you sent me on this cool costume, non-refundable of course.
I’m not sure whether to commend this kid for his commitment to his alma mater, ridicule him for dressing like a stuffed ram on live television or just give the poor guy something cold to drink.
On my glorious Thursday spent doing nothing but watching college basketball, I caught the nation’s most motivated (and overheated) fan in the stands of the Missouri-Colorado State game. The announcers were quick to point out he was not the school’s mascot.
The madness of Colorado State’s (unofficial) number one fan inspired this week’s caption contest. This week’s winner shall receive one free bracket mulligan (just joking, no mulligans), some irremovable face paint and the opportunity to tell us all the craziest thing you’ve done for your school.