Hail Gamblor
Ladies and gentlemen, and now a few whiskey-inspired words… from Dr. Milhouse It has been well-established on this site that I am a degenerate gambler. And when I say that, I don’t mean that I put a few bucks down Continue reading
Author Archives: Dr Milhouse
Doctor Milhouse gets into the ring with the ladies, figuratively speaking
When most people hear “professional wrestling,” they imagine high-dollar pay-per-view crowds, Monday Night Raw, sold out arenas, and pyrotechnics to add the glitz and glamour to the show put on by the athletes. However, for every wrestler that makes it to WWE Continue reading
#DrouinWatch, or How I Learned to Refuse to Play Because My Agent is an Idiot
Meet Jonathan Drouin. 20 years old from the furthest reaches of Quebec. Five years ago, he was drafted to a junior league hockey team in Halifax, Nova Scotia. He made his debut for the Halifax Mooseheads at 17, and got Continue reading
Jay’s Bad Night – A One Act, One Man Play
Ladies and gentlemen, I once again proudly present the demented mind of Dr Milhouse… [Fade in on what is obviously a teenage boy’s bedroom. Empty Pepsi cans litter the floor, posters of various Redskins legends adorn the walls, with a Continue reading
Dr. Milhouse suggests trading Stamkos may reap long term gain
Ladies and gents, back by popular demand, the ever-controversial Dr. Milhouse… Last week, I wrote an article about the joy of shouting for the team I grew up with: The Lightning. Now, I come to speak the unspeakable. The Bolts Continue reading
Because hockey
Ladies and gentlemen, I once again proudly give to you…. Dr. Milhouse I am “That Guy.” I admit it. I live, breathe, and die with my teams. I go to every game I possibly can, I watch every road game Continue reading
Cmon Duke Fans, Which R are you filled with?
A not-so-great man once gave me the best advice of my life. He told me, “the number one killer of old people is retirement.” His point at the time was simple. If you want to be the best at something….you Continue reading
Guest author ponders the eventual comeback of Ray Rice
From time to time, SportsChump will invite guest authors to contribute their opinions on this website. The purpose of this is two-fold. One is that so others can use the site as a portal to express their views and generate Continue reading