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SportsChump goes full TMZ Paparazzi with “Lionel Messi Shop ‘Til You Drop” caption contest

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Attention Football Shoppers and Captioners alike! Before we embark upon our latest soccerin’ succotash, I must give credit where full credit is due and that is to both my Cuban-American brother Kid Sheraton, and my Serbian-American brother Marko, who combined Continue reading SportsChump goes full TMZ Paparazzi with “Lionel Messi Shop ‘Til You Drop” caption contest→

Jon Gruden/Urban Meyer Caption Contest: Win Fabulous Prizes

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Back in October, Jon Gruden sunk his own pirate ship, titanically.  An excavation of his ten-year old e-mails, within which he roasted everyone in the NFL using some pretty colorful language, left Gruden as cancel culture’s latest victim.  Riding off Continue reading Jon Gruden/Urban Meyer Caption Contest: Win Fabulous Prizes→

GentryPhocated: A “friendly” and unintentionally submitted caption contest

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If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times. SportsChump is a website by the people and for the people. That being said, you guys might want to start being careful what kind of e-mails and texts you Continue reading GentryPhocated: A “friendly” and unintentionally submitted caption contest→

A Wolf in Sleek Clothing: Your first ever FitzMagic Caption Contest!

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Oh, how I love a good caption contest so let’s have another one, shall we? Tampa is giddy over their new starting quarterback… and I’m not referring to the guy they drafted number one. After watching the bearded back-up Ryan Continue reading A Wolf in Sleek Clothing: Your first ever FitzMagic Caption Contest!→

Name Mike Tyson’s Marijuana Farm Caption Contest

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Mike Tyson is opening a marijuana farm. This news shouldn’t surprise anyone.  In fact, at this point in his life, I don’t think Mike Tyson can do anything that would surprise us anymore.  The guy has gone from being heavyweight Continue reading Name Mike Tyson’s Marijuana Farm Caption Contest→

What is this Penetrex you speak of? A slogan contest for the ages

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I told Mother of SportsChump lately that my foot was hurting.  Being the loving, caring supermom that she is, she brought me a care package full of goodies. Said care package included fresh fruit (not clinically proven to cure foot Continue reading What is this Penetrex you speak of? A slogan contest for the ages→

Base for your Face Caption Contest starring Buster Posey

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We haven’t had a good caption contest in a while.  I’ve been too busy not watching baseball to post one… which is ironic considering baseball is the subject of our latest contest.  With photo ops like this, I may have Continue reading Base for your Face Caption Contest starring Buster Posey→

The Kiefer goes country caption contest

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Kiefer Sutherland is a man of many talents.   The son of a famous actor, Kiefer’s characters may actually be more memorable than his father’s.  After Animal House and Invasion of the Body Snatchers, and playing that dickhead general in Outbreak, Continue reading The Kiefer goes country caption contest→

Gilbert Arenas banned once again Caption Contest

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Gilbert Arenas is a former NBA player.  More commonly known for being suspended by the league for bringing firearms into the locker room and then mocking about it in a pre-game warm up, there was a time when Arenas could Continue reading Gilbert Arenas banned once again Caption Contest→