There have been some odd pairings throughout the annals of history: Felix Unger and Oscar Madison, Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie, me and any woman who’s ever had the patience to put up with my BS. But I saw Continue reading The Long-Awaited for Drakey V Caption Contest→
Coaches say the darnedest things. Coaches liquored up on Fireball kick it up a notch. You’ve probably heard by now that USC Head Football Coach Steve Sarkisian had one too many cinnamon whiskey shots at a pep rally recently, then Continue reading Steve Sarkisian and Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey: A marketing match made in heaven→
I’ve never been able to work at a place where I couldn’t say “fuck.” Don’t get me wrong. In the board room, such language is clearly inappropriate… unless the CEO says it first. It’s not like I can’t control my Continue reading Place your bets, place your bets! SportsChump sets odds on the next ESPN personality to be suspended→
This one’s gotta sting for Kentucky fans. 38-1. Ouch! So close and yet so far away. Not long ago, I hosted a caption contest. It didn’t draw much attention. This one should for it celebrates Kentucky’s now imperfect season. Along Continue reading SportsChump proudly presents your University of Kentucky Basketball Caption Contest→
“There’s nobody guarding the passer! Kentucky doesn’t have anybody on the ball!” -Dick Vitale, March 28, 1992
Can you feel it, that uneasy sensation coming on? That gut-wrenching, sickening hole down deep in your stomach? It’s only weeks away.