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There have been some odd pairings throughout the annals of history: Felix Unger and Oscar Madison, Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie, me and any woman who’s ever had the patience to put up with my BS. But I saw Continue reading The Long-Awaited for Drakey V Caption Contest
Coaches say the darnedest things. Coaches liquored up on Fireball kick it up a notch. You’ve probably heard by now that USC Head Football Coach Steve Sarkisian had one too many cinnamon whiskey shots at a pep rally recently, then Continue reading Steve Sarkisian and Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey: A marketing match made in heaven
I’ve never been able to work at a place where I couldn’t say “fuck.” Don’t get me wrong. In the board room, such language is clearly inappropriate… unless the CEO says it first. It’s not like I can’t control my Continue reading Place your bets, place your bets! SportsChump sets odds on the next ESPN personality to be suspended
This one’s gotta sting for Kentucky fans. 38-1. Ouch! So close and yet so far away. Not long ago, I hosted a caption contest. It didn’t draw much attention. This one should for it celebrates Kentucky’s now imperfect season. Along Continue reading SportsChump proudly presents your University of Kentucky Basketball Caption Contest
“There’s nobody guarding the passer! Kentucky doesn’t have anybody on the ball!” -Dick Vitale, March 28, 1992
Can you feel it, that uneasy sensation coming on? That gut-wrenching, sickening hole down deep in your stomach? It’s only weeks away.
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